Do I want to die now or later?

[ske1806]

Funny I asked my DH what "DH" stood for and he looked at me earnestly and said: "Designated Hitter." All depends on your reference point I guess..

 

[country freedom]

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You just had to go and post a duckie pic didn't ya?

 

[JetBlack]

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And he's gonna know you're lying but can't do anything about it.

 

[gritsar]

I think I'm going to wait until next year before I sign my death warrant.
Lucky I'm still breathing as it is with 18 seriously confused meat birds running around.

 

[DragonEggs]

I could just see the zoning officer who's been harassing me having a COW if she showed up to look for chickens and a peacock screamed at her!

 

[gritsar]

So DH just walked by and I decided to try something...."Hey Babe! Someone on the forum has peafowl for sale!".

Probably wasn't good to tell him that when he has his M4 assault rifle in his hand, huh?

 

[ShrekDawg]

nope, probably not...haha

what'd he say?

 

[gritsar]

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He didn't say anything. That's what worries me.

 

[JetBlack]

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He didn't say anything. That's what worries me.

That's because he's practicing digging your shallow grave, in his head.

 

[debilorrah]

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Duh.