Do people really buy these things?

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Ok, got too much junk on my mine so I'm up watching mindless TV. I've seen every, I mean, E-V-E-R-Y Who-done-it, re-enacted, and fake crime tv show on TV. Don't make me mad, I could do away with you and keep a straight face while I serve you up on a bun!!! "Secret is in the sauce!!!"
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What gets me is the commercials that come on. Do people really buy this stuff??!!

The new one is the "Booty Pop" WTH??!! Why would you want your but to look bigger in your pants??!! I thought the whole idea of all these diets we are on is to make our butts smaller!!

There is this goofy looking gaget that cracks and egg.

What about this Endzyte stuff??! I don't know about ya'll but that guy in the commercial gives me the heebeejeebees. Dork doing it. Just too creepy.

I admit, I've bought a few things. Peg Egg for the callous on your feet. Works good. Hercules hooks. They work good too. I live in a modular home. Walls are hollow and won't hold a picture that is over an ounce. Hooks work great and don't leave a big hole. The Egg sheller thingie. STUNK! Didn't work at all.


Want to be really scared??!! Watch the informerials on cable on weekends late at night.
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But if you ring in the next half an hour they will give you a second useless piece of junk that you will never use FOR FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
One thing I wanted to buy was the Xpress redi set go grill. I thought it would be great for my dh to cook food in his truck. I read the teflon coating comes off rather soon,so I have not bought it.

Another was the shark navigator vaccum. I never saw the butt thing,but it reminds me of a beauty queen mom of twins down in South American that died this past fall during her cosmetic *butt* surgery.Maybe people came up with this safe option after that death,and the cases in the US where people were getting sillicon(sp) that was from the hardware store injected into them.
 
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but wait! there's more......

We'll send you 4 more of that useless piece of junk you'll never use for free! **

** Plus shipping and handling

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I havent bought any of this stuff but see it advertised all of the time. Part of me wonders "Does it really work???"
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The new one is the "Booty Pop" WTH??!! Why would you want your but to look bigger in your pants??!!

So that's what happened to all those unsold "Bump Its"

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Big butts are the in thing these days. Ask any youngster.



OMG the bumpits! I see people around here wearing them ALL the time!! It's freaking hilarious!
 
We all have the Ninja chopper (from QVC and infomercials) I LOVE that thing!! As far as butts needing to be bigger, I will share some of mine lol lol
 
lol, aren't Bumpits the absolute worst?

The egg cracker made me laugh, definitley the most redundant, unecessary kitchen tool ever.


And yes, people do buy these things. I tend to recieve them often from a certain very sweet but impractical elderly female family member. I just know I'm going to become a QVC junkie around age 70
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