Do you....

[ShrekDawg]

I can't breathe!

Me neither!!!

 

[ShrekDawg]

I just might have to send you two quail eggs.

 

[hysop]

I am peeing in my pants.

Now I'm really wondering if this is just a southern thing.
This is very weird to me.

You still better learn your social security number tonight.

I’m from California. I just live permanently in GA. But I guess CA is still considered “southern” huh

 

[Kiki]

Let's make a deal dog.
For however many numbers you memorize, tonight, I will send you that many eggs.

 

[casportpony]

Do you have your license number memorized???? Not your SSN. Your license number. I am trying to see something.

I sure do! SS# and several vehicle plates memorized too.

 

[sealer39]

This is hilarious...for everyone including the Dog.
Don't join the grumpy folks train.

Of course I’m joking and there’s not a damn thing wrong with mayonnaise either.

 

[Kiki]

Of course I’m joking and there’s not a damn thing wrong with mayonnaise either.

Oh shoot...don't tell me you eat it like she does. A jar each meal.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Of course I’m joking and there’s not a damn thing wrong with mayonnaise either.

Hahahah I am dying!!!!

 

[ShrekDawg]

I’m from California. I just live permanently in GA. But I guess CA is still considered “southern” huh

I consider that western lol

 

[ShrekDawg]

Let's make a deal dog.
For however many numbers you memorize, tonight, I will send you that many eggs.

*Runs off to memorize things!*