Hay - Just got my wee chick seen to at the Vet tonight!
Honestly that fellow has to have a personality dysfunction ( If he had one that is?) Only trouble is hes the only Vet for like miles so its him or no one!!!
Trying to explain that the chicks need to be warm is really hard work when dealing with the receptionist! They were well less than helpful. Probably because most folk round here wouldnt bother with the wee chick. Its a farming community so I guess they think I am a wee bit mad in the head. If a chick doesnt make the grade it usually ends up in the belly of another animal not in the vets!
- So I sat with my chickies ( both of them as one frets for the other if I separate them!) . The receptionist looked at me like I was crazy when I didnt turn up with a brut on the end of a leash or some flea bitten old moggy. No I am the daft one with a box of chicks worrying about the temperature and wondering why the old bat next to me wont shut her dog up and why the door has to be open ALL the time!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am finally in front of the vet with no personality trying to explain why I think this chick is worth spending time and money on? - He looks at me like I am insane and takes the bird screeching from the box. He puts on these weird glasses and has a good long look at the poor critter and tuts loudly. Thankfully everyone has left as I am last!!!!!!!!!!! Just as I think he is going to do a quickie on the poor things neck he says Ahhhh just a wee set back - bad eye infection ( I'm thinking you don't say Einstein?) Then I quickly grab my chance Um you wouldnt know like what sex it is???? - So he tips it upside down and the thing is screeching and trying to grip on to his hand - I'm thinking God is he really looking for a willy???? Then he grunts and stuffs the thing back in the box!
(Obviously he didnt find a willy - I think????? - Do I trust this guy?????????) He doesnt answer so I guess he wants more money to tell me - he cant find a willy! So I grab the ointment he offers and withdraw ! 3 times a day I think he said? - well it was kind of a muffled instruction into his hand - I think he was trying to stop himself laughing?
I hate the Vet!!!!!!!!!! More than Murphy my Dog - and the Vet did find his willy!
Well the ointment is on and the wee chick looks like he actually has an eye under all the gloop tonight! So maybe, maybe it was worth it after all. The Vet I mean!!!!!!!!!!!!! I guess now we have to tot up viability - how many eggs is this maybe Rooster likely to lay OR NOT! And how fat might it become and how many folk might be fed and is all that worth the massive bill I am likely to receive in the post!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then I catch a glimpse of him looking at me through his one good eye and I know oh bugger I dont care about the blasted cost!
Aint loving Chickens really GOOOOOOOD!!
Oesdog
Honestly that fellow has to have a personality dysfunction ( If he had one that is?) Only trouble is hes the only Vet for like miles so its him or no one!!!
Trying to explain that the chicks need to be warm is really hard work when dealing with the receptionist! They were well less than helpful. Probably because most folk round here wouldnt bother with the wee chick. Its a farming community so I guess they think I am a wee bit mad in the head. If a chick doesnt make the grade it usually ends up in the belly of another animal not in the vets!
- So I sat with my chickies ( both of them as one frets for the other if I separate them!) . The receptionist looked at me like I was crazy when I didnt turn up with a brut on the end of a leash or some flea bitten old moggy. No I am the daft one with a box of chicks worrying about the temperature and wondering why the old bat next to me wont shut her dog up and why the door has to be open ALL the time!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am finally in front of the vet with no personality trying to explain why I think this chick is worth spending time and money on? - He looks at me like I am insane and takes the bird screeching from the box. He puts on these weird glasses and has a good long look at the poor critter and tuts loudly. Thankfully everyone has left as I am last!!!!!!!!!!! Just as I think he is going to do a quickie on the poor things neck he says Ahhhh just a wee set back - bad eye infection ( I'm thinking you don't say Einstein?) Then I quickly grab my chance Um you wouldnt know like what sex it is???? - So he tips it upside down and the thing is screeching and trying to grip on to his hand - I'm thinking God is he really looking for a willy???? Then he grunts and stuffs the thing back in the box!
(Obviously he didnt find a willy - I think????? - Do I trust this guy?????????) He doesnt answer so I guess he wants more money to tell me - he cant find a willy! So I grab the ointment he offers and withdraw ! 3 times a day I think he said? - well it was kind of a muffled instruction into his hand - I think he was trying to stop himself laughing?
I hate the Vet!!!!!!!!!! More than Murphy my Dog - and the Vet did find his willy!
Aint loving Chickens really GOOOOOOOD!!
Oesdog