Don't try this at home either - add a caption!

[chickensioux]

Su Yi counting down how many more minutes she has left to live.

 

[A.T. Hagan]

"When you saddle a tiger you may find it difficult to dismount."

 

[Laurajean]

"And now ladies and gentlemen, I will insert my last two remaining fingers into this Tiger's mouth."

 

[Shannon's Chix]

How about "I'm asking for it"?

 

[rancher hicks]

I'm so sick of Asian food, just once I'd like some Italian.

 

[sfw2]

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[PineappleMama]

Farmer John catches miniature chicken rustlers in super secured coop.

The rustler claims to be on a peaceful fact finding mission for the human treatment of animals group, but judging by the drool, her mount has other ideas. John says he's just glad that he'd just patched the chicken wire in that coop or else they'd have gotten away. Film at 11.

(okay, so maybe I'm the only one who noticed they've got a tiger contained with oversized chicken wire... *shrug* OCD shines through again)

 

[pinkchick]

"All I have to do is stay on for 6 more seconds"

 

[Boyd]

lady, quit going all ace ventura on me. just climb down here cuz I'm a hungry

 

[rancher hicks]

Man this %$$# weighs alot and why do I smell McDonalds?