Don't Wait! Start Extra Today. 4th Month Day 3

[ColtHandorf]

Also...

 

[Everose]

I'm in Northeast Texas. And you're in East Texas. If you ever have a hankerin' for some proper fat-bottomed English ladies (or a gentleman) you could get some.

Also know one is allowed to read the word hankerin' if you're from across the pond. When you read that sentence it will say, "If you ever desire to have some proper English Orpingtons I breed those."

Double poop I haven't been getting notifications on that thread. Did you get more?

Oh I get it . Forgive me, I'm extra dense right now.

I love orps, I also know lots of people who love orps. Haven't had one in a while though. Our last one kinda got squashed by a piece of plywood. He's the only roo who's ever committed suicide on our farm.

 

[The Moonshiner]

That can't possibly be snow can it?

Why yes, yes it is.
Missouri has real seasons. It is early winter here.

 

[The Moonshiner]

But why though? I hate being up that early in the morning.

I did know that. It's like butter and sugar. Which is why it's so delicious!

Well, I have been watching a lot of The Great British Baking Show lately. And like your Orpingtons and your Olympic divers

you are superior. I also tend to speak as though I am not from the butthole of the world.

It's in the name. You'll be fine.

But those are the ones that motivate you to want to look like that.

Indeed. You don't like kilts, so you couldn't be Scottish...

I think I knew this.

This is why punctuation is important, children. What is a carpet bug? Bugs that live in the carpet? Or you ate bird poop, carpet, bugs, and a superworm?

Remember to err is human; to edit, divine.
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The truth can sometimes hurt. It's why we are all filled with hate.

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No, dear. I think I explained that already. Spoons go in mouths. See...

Well I can't hardly say I worked ALL day if I don't start before the sun comes up, right?

 

[microchick]

Our dog posing to show what I feel like after a long hike....

 

[microchick]

Why yes, yes it is.
Missouri has real seasons. It is early winter here.

And I'll swear to it! After all we had snow in April here this year in north east Missouri.

 

[tripletfeb]

And I'll swear to it! After all we had snow in April here this year in north east Missouri.

We had snow here in northern Ohio, in May. But not today. It's 95° with matching humidity. Heat advisory until 8:00 this eve

 

[Everose]

Our dog posing to show what I feel like after a long hike....

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She's the cutest dog ever

 

[The Moonshiner]

And I'll swear to it! After all we had snow in April here this year in north east Missouri.

I think Kiki had like a half of a days snow this year.
Sorry but I rolled when someone posted a pic of their truck and the hood was mostly covered with what we call a dusting.

 

[EverythingDucks]

What? Did you think she meant