You probably never bend over.
We all know men don't pick $hi!
up off the floor.
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You probably never bend over.
Saved a lot of money. Besides no one would want another me in this world.Aren't you the smart one.
Not meOh yeah. Who hasn't done the baby butt bump a time or 10.
Your too young. It'll happen some day.Not me![]()
You're half right.You probably never bend over.
We all know men don't pick $hi!
up off the floor.
I have literally nothing to change! (Except for the toilet seat)Before Any of you gals think you want to move in with your boyfriend..
Just throw your dirty cloths and towels on the floor and leave them. Stop changing the toilet paper roll. Squeeze your toothpaste from the middle..every time and leave the lid off.
Put up the toilet seat up at night before you go to bed and forget about it, wash all your clothes with a handful of loose change and miscellaneous objects.
Yeah. Pretty much the same as living with a guy.
My two fakers are enough to handle, I don't need anyone else to have to pick up after. And then I wouldn't have as much time to care for other animals.Before Any of you gals think you want to move in with your boyfriend..
Just throw your dirty cloths and towels on the floor and leave them. Stop changing the toilet paper roll. Squeeze your toothpaste from the middle..every time and leave the lid off.
Put up the toilet seat up at night before you go to bed and forget about it, wash all your clothes with a handful of loose change and miscellaneous objects.
Yeah. Pretty much the same as living with a guy.
I sure hope notYour too young. It'll happen some day.
If you're smart it won't happenI sure hope not
I don't want any small gremlin creatures in my life. They smell bad and make messes. They're also quite useless when young and cause a lot of stress.
Not to mention how much money they cost, that money is reserved for animals![]()