don't you just hate it when...

[wbruder17]

My "wonderful" dog just loves to wait for me to get the eggs. He watches to see if I will put them down to play with my girls and then eats them. He will sniff them out on railings, tables, plant boxes...anywhere I try to put them for "safe-keeping". He eats them, shell and all and I'm left wondering....I know I put them somewhere.....

 

[mommyofthreewithchicks]

I do believe every time I give the kids an egg to bring into the house it does not make it to the house....


The best has been my Daughter putting 4 eggs in her coat pocket without telling me so I hand her a rooster that needed reform. She sticks her hand in her pocket after the chores and goo comes out and I then her where the eggs are... We came into the house and I have her start to strip the layers- coat (check) "but Mom my dress is wet..." Dress (check) And there is a wet spot on the jeans I made her put on... and on the tights under that.... And she then tells me the good news.... "The good news is that my Underwear is not wet"

Lately the eggs have cracked under the cold temps and so I have had to break it up for the chickens and I am learning the cartoons don't lie with their thoughts on kung fu chickens.... They will fight to the death for those eggs!

 

[jomoncon]

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My little chickies haven't started laying yet, but I can just imagine the heartbreak. Please, please, please, never let me do this.

 

[Illia]

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Oh gee, pocket omelets are the worst. Especially if they're pant-pocket types. I once put an egg in my pant pocket, thinking I'd take it out less than a minute later. Nope. Ended up with a disgustingly slimy soup in my pocket.