Duck question rated NC-17

[sourland]

A penis is a penis is a penis- not a long curly slug. They come in many sizes and shapes. You should take a course in animal reproduction. I can only imagine what the sight of an opossum's bifurcated penis might do to your psyche.

 

[fowltemptress]

Thank you for your contribution. I'm happy to know my little post about the weirdness of duck penises and why they evolved that way made someone have a brighter day by allowing them feel superior. It always feels good to help, and I thank you for that opportunity.

 

[fowltemptress]

http://en.allexperts.com/q/Wild-Animals-705/Birds.htm

Finally found this! I seem to be terrible at researching, because I missed this yesterday even though it appeared on the second page of a google search. Very interesting.

 

[chickensioux]

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Interesting stuff. My friend and I were discussing this the other day, the differences in chickens and ducks. Definately, being in the water to breed has something to do with it. Learn something new everyday.

 

[chickboss]

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When you see a gigantic, long, curly slug crawling out the back end of one of the cutest creatures on the planet - that's when.

 

[BeckyBird]

You know what? I've had birds for a long time, and I'm a taxidermist as well....I get to see birds all the time. Even I think a duck's whoo-haa is weird looking, borderline yucky, ok? I don't think it is so unnatural to feel that way about an animal's parts.

 

[sourland]

Never check out a boar. They have the same curly equipment-only much larger. Fowltemptress-sorry, but I gave up getting off on the superiority bit at about 2 yrs old (I'm 69 Now). I guess having been raised in a rural environment around such things I'm unable to understand others reactions to that which I consider normal. If I offended, I'm sorry. It was unintentional. Now, what I find wierd is people and there many idiosyncracies. My wife says I never should have left the cave.

 

[duckluck]

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Actually, I used to have to wash those as one of my chores. The thing is, they weren't curly . . . there is something about the curliness that gets to me. Weird, I know.

I know what ya mean about the horses...but wow, I never noticed my drakes were curly!

I usually see them falling over off the female when they are done with their business and they are probably too busy trying to right themselves that I have never noticed that...especially when they fall off in the water! Heheh! Calls are so funny, those little round bodies can be a real hazard sometimes!

 

[chickeypeep101]

I'm just glad we're not talking about elephants here...

 

[keystonepaul]

I gotta go look up bifurcated. I'm either gonna be a really, really happy man or envious of a posssum. (it was a possum that's bifurcated? wasn't it?). Keystonepaul