Duck vs Quail. Bickering Thread.

[Misfits Farm 92]

*gets out a poison dagger, opens the crate, and stabs the murder duck, killing it*

 

[Misfits Farm 92]

*Assembles quail hoard*

 

[human1]

*Duck grows to big for you to hold and now you are trapped under its foot because it weight 500000000 pounds but somehow you are not crushed*

*slides under ducks belly*

 

[Duckbreeder2020]

*gets out a poison dagger, opens the crate, and stabs the murder duck, killing it*

*Murder duck becomes Zombie*

 

[Duckbreeder2020]

*Assembles quail hoard*

*Zombie Murder Duck Eats Quails*

 

[Misfits Farm 92]

*Murder duck becomes Zombie*

*Chops it's head off with rusty hatchet*

 

[human1]

*takes out @Misfits Farm 92's poison knife*

 

[Misfits Farm 92]

*Zombie Murder Duck Eats Quails*

*Cuts murder duck open and saves the quail, Quail Alfred thanks me*

 

[Duckbreeder2020]

*Chops it's head off with rusty hatchet*

*since murder duck is a zombie it grows head back

 

[Duckbreeder2020]

*Cuts murder duck open and saves the quail, Quail Alfred thanks me*

*Batman (the duck) comes in and eats quail Alfred*