Ducks in Heaven

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by spook, Aug 6, 2009.

  1. spook

    spook Songster

    Apr 21, 2008
    North Central Florida
    (Sorry guys, I couldn't resist posting this! [​IMG] )


    Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

    When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!'

    So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck,
    and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

    Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
    St. Peter chains them together and says, 'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'

    The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck
    and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing.
    With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together
    with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

    The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chainedfor all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

    She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks,
    but one day St.Peter comes up to her
    with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on
    .... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.

    St. Peter chains them together without saying a word..

    The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being
    chained to you for all of eternity?'

    The guy says, 'I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck.
  2. PurpleChicken

    PurpleChicken Tolerated.....Mostly

    Apr 6, 2007
    Nice! Didn't see it coming! [​IMG]
  3. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

    Dec 25, 2007
    Chaparral, New Mexico
    I got that in my email reversed lol!
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  5. Goldlaced_Girl

    Goldlaced_Girl Songster

    Feb 25, 2009
    New Hampshire
    wow, that was unexpected!!!! [​IMG][​IMG]

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