Dumbest Things People Have Said😂😱

[PippinTheChicken]

Proof I am a weird person...
When I was younger, all my friends were eating ice cream. I wanted to eat something cold too- but I didn't feel like having ice cream...
So I got a carrot from the fridge and ate that instead.
All my friends got jealous and went to get carrots too!

 

[ShrekDawg]

Ben and Jerry's is the best

I’m eating some now lol

 

[Iluveggers]

Ok ok ok I know I said chocolate or vanilla. But yes to chocolate. Yes to vanilla. Yes to coffee. Yes to cookie dough. Yes to toppings. Yes to no toppings Not much ice cream I would say no to!

 

[bill3607]

Reminds me of the guy who tried to milk a bull.

He never could understand why the milk cow only had 1 teat and the milk tasted different

 

[PippinTheChicken]

Ok ok ok I know I said chocolate or vanilla. But yes to chocolate. Yes to vanilla. Yes to coffee. Yes to cookie dough. Yes to toppings. Yes to no toppings Not much ice cream I would say no to!

I love coffee ice cream

 

[PippinTheChicken]

I’m eating some now lol

I want some now...
What flavour you got?

 

[BesideStillWaters]

My grandma got this one: "All eggs right after they've been laid have soft shells. It takes a while for the eggshells to harden."

My grandparents had chicken houses with seven thousand chickens in each one. My grandma set her straight.

 

[BesideStillWaters]

“Chickens don’t poo, they lay eggs”

I wonder if the person who said this actually eats eggs while believing this.

 

[PippinTheChicken]

I want some now...
What flavour you got?

Ok... I got some B&J's chocolate with brownie chunks!!!

 

[ShrekDawg]

I want some now...
What flavour you got?

Strawberry cheesecake and I had the mint chip yesterday hahah