Dumbest Things People Have Said😂😱

[Sally PB]

"It must be nice to get all your eggs for free!"

I reply, "The first egg cost $1000. Now, the rest are free."

 

[Chookchicken]

“Are your chickens carnivores or herbivores?”
“My little chick couldn’t possibly be a rooster, she’s to sweet”
“I can’t get the rooster to fertilise the eggs, I’ve even locked him in the nesting box with them, nothing”
“My chickens were pecking each other so I locked them up separately”
“What is that red thing on your chickens head?”
“Roosters don’t crow if you hug them everyday”
“Why isn’t my hen crowing? Does it mean she’s sick?”

 

[KingD]

"how many eggs does a chicken lay a day?"

1, you stupid idiot!!

 

[sweaterthebroodyrooster]

"how many eggs does a chicken lay a day?"

1, you stupid idiot!!

I don't know whats better the question or your reply

 

[sweaterthebroodyrooster]

“Are your chickens carnivores or herbivores?”
“My little chick couldn’t possibly be a rooster, she’s to sweet”
“I can’t get the rooster to fertilise the eggs, I’ve even locked him in the nesting box with them, nothing”
“My chickens were pecking each other so I locked them up separately”
“What is that red thing on your chickens head?”
“Roosters don’t crow if you hug them everyday”
“Why isn’t my hen crowing? Does it mean she’s sick?”

These are great lmao

 

[EverythingDucks]

"Making your chickens eat eggs is cannibalism"

 

[sweaterthebroodyrooster]

"Making your chickens eat eggs is cannibalism"

I have heard that so many times!

 

[KingD]

I don't know whats better the question or your reply

You should know me by now.
I don't mince words.

I'm actually finding all these hilariously funny

 

[JacinLarkwell]

"Making your chickens eat eggs is cannibalism"

We don't make them, they do it on their own gladly

 

[JacinLarkwell]

"My hen laid this morning. Why is she attacking the chicks I put in the coop?"