Dumbest Things People Have Said😂😱

[KingD]

Let's not worry about the trolls.

 

[-Kiwi-]

"You can't feed chicks/chickens eggs! That's cannibalism! They're eating their own kind!"

Ummm.... would you be mad if I said I let them pick chicken bones from a rotisserie chicken clean?

"The brown eggs are healthier than the white eggs. Believe me, I know because I was getting white eggs for the longest time, but now I get brown eggs and I'm so much healthier!"

 

[-Kiwi-]

You, too? Can I join your lawsuit?

There are others? I'm in!

 

[Little Baby Bean]

There are others? I'm in!

Me too!

 

[Fluffy Lambs]

Me too!

x5!

 

[KingD]

"You can't feed chicks/chickens eggs! That's cannibalism! They're eating their own kind!"

Any left over chicken I have does not go to waste. It goes straight to the hens.
That's proper cannibalism. They are some manly muscular hens. Tough brutes!

They lay in wait for some unlucky predator to come along, then they ambush it and eat it alive. It might sound fictitious but you gotta see it to believe it. The neighbors dog was their last meal, keeps em going for weeks.

Protein protein protein. The secret to my hens success.

 

[KingD]

The chicken is mr butty two shoes…
Me:munch.much.munch.munch.munch
Mr butty two shoes:whatcha eatin mom?
Me:sour candy…
Mr butty two shoes:View attachment 2851180You are eating sour candiiii!!?
That dang candiiii tastes like snots!
Scientific fact(invented by mr butty two shoes):Eating too much candiiii can lead to growing beautiful 7 feet long nails that look grand in weddings…
Me:…

What happens when someone says something dumb in a thread about dumb things??

 

[Fluffy Lambs]

What happens when someone says something dumb in a thread about dumb things??

 

[KingD]

I just thought it was kinda funny how we were talking about trolls and then one pops their head out if their shell to write some sort of illegible piece of crap.

 

[Fluffy Lambs]

I just thought it was kinda funny how we were talking about trolls and then one pops their head out if their shell to write some sort of illegible piece of crap.

I wouldn't consider them a troll... Their just kind of like @Mutchi.

I think they are also from another country and so their grammar sometimes is weird.