You aren't the only one! People would ask me if I was gonna eat my recently sexed THIRD cockerel,obviously I wasn't but I was probably gonna have to give him away. Turns out he never crowed so i didnt have to!Oh my gosh, I can't be the only one who has been asked this.
One of your friends comes along and asks,
So, do you eat your chickens when they get old?
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DO I LOOK LIKE A CANNIBAL DO I LOOK EVIL WOULD EAT YOU DOG WOULD YOU EAT YOUR LITTLE COUSIN WHY WOULD I EAT MY PET WHEN I HAVE WOOLWORTHS AROUND THE CORNER WHY WOULD I WANT TO EAT THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE????
No, I don't eat 'em...