Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat - Part 2 : Chicken Boogaloo.

[rIrs roost]

I want a clapper for the pop door

Lol that would be nice too.

 

[chickendreams24]

Lol I just have to say that we have a great dane and those would be some massive glowing poops. Also if the chicken poop glowed imagine how bright it would always be in the coop. Also we compost the shavings and use them in the garden... What if my vegetables glowed? That would be awkward lol

 

[cutiechook1]

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X4 from here!

 

[cutiechook1]

Lol I just have to say that we have a great dane and those would be some massive glowing poops. Also if the chicken poop glowed imagine how bright it would always be in the coop. Also we compost the shavings and use them in the garden... What if my vegetables glowed? That would be awkward lol

That would be awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BantyChooks]

​X4 from here!  

X5

 

[harley587]

My only story about chickens was someone asked me how my brown eggs would get white, do I wash them to get them white.... However, my story just can't hold a candle to the oven story!!

I don't usually get dumb questions or statements. I do live in a very rural area that has a farm stand on every corner...we've got animals floating around all over the place!

 

[7 Biddies]

I want a clapper for the pop door

Try this, instead. You don't even have to be home to clap. I've had mine for 3 years, running on the solar power and photo sensor option. I love it.

http://www.chickendoors.com

 

[7 Biddies]

My only story about chickens was someone asked me how my brown eggs would get white, do I wash them to get them white.... However, my story just can't hold a candle to the oven story!!

I don't usually get dumb questions or statements. I do live in a very rural area that has a farm stand on every corner...we've got animals floating around all over the place!

Sounds like heaven, to me. But, I'm in a rural area of the Blue Ridge mountains and it was a local mountain man who made the remark about feeding chickens dye to color their eggs.

BTW. I think it's cooler than cool that your husband is a Seal. Please express the gratitude of an old Air Force brat (Daddy was a SAC bomber pilot) for his service.

 

[7 Biddies]

No way!!!!!!!!!!! Those are not going to hatch! I wonder if you could eat them? Probably not... They'd be burnt. Or rotten.

You've never heard of baked eggs?

 

[harley587]

Sounds like heaven, to me. But, I'm in a rural area of the Blue Ridge mountains and it was a local mountain man who made the remark about feeding chickens dye to color their eggs.

BTW. I think it's cooler than cool that your husband is a Seal. Please express the gratitude of an old Air Force brat (Daddy was a SAC bomber pilot) for his service.

I live in the largest thoroughbred horse breeding town in the world! Our claim to fame. We run the risk of flying around in a corner to a horse standing in the middle of the road!

Thank you regarding my husband. He'll like that. He was in So America in the 80s and saw some horrendous stuff. He has severe PTSD and was unable to go out in public for the longest time. Thanks to chicken therapy, his anxiety has decreased tenfold!! We also live 3 miles from the Fort Dix/McQuire Megabase and I work in the local pharmacy, so I see a lot of guys with issues from war. Right now is a big increase in Vietnam Vet issues with Agent Orange related illnesses. Gratitude right back at you for your daddy!