Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[Northie]

"I can't believe you feed your chickens kitchen scraps, they should be eating chicken food not people food... My mother would have never...."

The have free feed of layer food and only get scraps that are safe/healthy for chickens.

 

[patvetzal]

I always tell people the blue eggs are from the BIG robins....

 

[7 Biddies]

I always tell people the blue eggs are from the BIG robins....

I thought the blue eggs came from cold chickens.

 

[duluthralphie]

Crazy!
There are people here in Northern California that will pay EXTRA for green or blue eggs: up to $8/dozen.
Which, I guess, is its own form of crazy...

I can send them to northern California for that price!!!!

 

[bigmrg74]

"I can't believe you feed your chickens kitchen scraps, they should be eating chicken food not people food... My mother would have never...."

The have free feed of layer food and only get scraps that are safe/healthy for chickens.

How fast do you think that person would pass out if they saw your chickens tearing into a bunch of Crickets or June bugs??

Chicken's know what's good eating!

 

[chicksurreal]

How fast do you think that person would pass out if they saw your chickens tearing into a bunch of Crickets or June bugs??

Chicken's know what's good eating!

So true!

 

[Tammylr]

Where is your rooster? You can't get eggs without a rooster. Ummm yes you can, you ovulate just fine without a man and so do my hens. Wait, eggs from a hen without a rooster are chicken periods!? Why yes, yes they are. Tasty, tasty periods. Person then turned green and ran from the room, I didn't feel bad at all. Bwahahhahahaha!

 

[duluthralphie]

Where is your rooster? You can't get eggs without a rooster. Ummm yes you can, you ovulate just fine without a man and so do my hens. Wait, eggs from a hen without a rooster are chicken periods!? Why yes, yes they are. Tasty, tasty periods. Person then turned green and ran from the room, I didn't feel bad at all. Bwahahhahahaha!

As a person that has NEVER ovulated, I have to tell you, describing eggs like that , while true., almost caused me to run from the room screaming crying and turning green...........

 

[Tammylr]

I didn't come up with it, I just ran with it. Thought it was hilarious. That and I don't gross out easily after being a nurse for 8 years there isn't a lot out there that makes me turn green.

 

[johanssonmel]

I am TOTALLY using this line at some point in the future. I don't know how I will fit it into the conversation, but I will find a way.