Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[Racheroooo2]

All of my co-workers think that having a chicken means living on a farm:
"So, don't you like live on a farm?"
"How can you afford chickens? I can barely afford rent!"
"Do you have a cow or pig also?"
"Doesn't the city have a law about roosters? Then you can't have eggs!"



And my favorite: "Why are your neighbors okay with this? If I were them, I'd call the police."


Bravo, America!

 

[Gomes Bantams]

All of my co-workers think that having a chicken means living on a farm:
"So, don't you like live on a farm?"
"How can you afford chickens? I can barely afford rent!"
"Do you have a cow or pig also?"
"Doesn't the city have a law about roosters? Then you can't have eggs!"



And my favorite: "Why are your neighbors okay with this? If I were them, I'd call the police."


Bravo, America!

My response would have been...
"cause this is 'Murica!"

 

[hennotrooster]

SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE FROM PEOPLE!!! LOL
I couldn't help my self.

Did you watch the movie? See what not knowing where your food comes from. In Japan they are making meat out of human poop. Google poop burgers. Gross

 

[KatsavesAnimals]

I cannot stand people who won't eat different colored eggs. I call them Egg Racists.

 

[ronott1]

I cannot stand people who won't eat different colored eggs. I call them Egg Racists.

 

[Gomes Bantams]

I cannot stand people who won't eat different colored eggs. I call them Egg Racists.

 

[1 Happy Hen]

There was a person that came to buy eggs from me last summer and seen my tiny 3 week old chickies running around in the yard (all of my chicken are free range). I had explained to her that they were hatched by a broody hen and that she had deserted them after only 2 weeks of age. The woman gasped and said "How do they eat then?". I explained and showed her where their food and water are located and that they go there when they want some. She looked puzzled and said "well shouldn't they still nurse from their mother still?". I thought she was joking but she had a straight face. I asked what she was talking about and she explained that they should be on their mother still because they look too young and that I should get a kitten bottle to supplement their milk. I couldn't believe what she was saying. I told her "CHICKENS DON'T HAVE NIPPLES. THEY DON'T BREASTFEED!" She turned red and didn't have anything else to say. She just turned around and got in her car. I haven't seen her since.

 

[hennotrooster]

There was a person that came to buy eggs from me last summer and seen my tiny 3 week old chickies running around in the yard (all of my chicken are free range). I had explained to her that they were hatched by a broody hen and that she had deserted them after only 2 weeks of age. The woman gasped and said "How do they eat then?". I explained and showed her where their food and water are located and that they go there when they want some. She looked puzzled and said "well shouldn't they still nurse from their mother still?". I thought she was joking but she had a straight face. I asked what she was talking about and she explained that they should be on their mother still because they look too young and that I should get a kitten bottle to supplement their milk. I couldn't believe what she was saying. I told her "CHICKENS DON'T HAVE NIPPLES. THEY DON'T BREASTFEED!" She turned red and didn't have anything else to say. She just turned around and got in her car. I haven't seen her since.

Chickens with nipples, too funny.

 

[Zonoma]

There was a person that came to buy eggs from me last summer and seen my tiny 3 week old chickies running around in the yard (all of my chicken are free range). I had explained to her that they were hatched by a broody hen and that she had deserted them after only 2 weeks of age. The woman gasped and said "How do they eat then?". I explained and showed her where their food and water are located and that they go there when they want some. She looked puzzled and said "well shouldn't they still nurse from their mother still?". I thought she was joking but she had a straight face. I asked what she was talking about and she explained that they should be on their mother still because they look too young and that I should get a kitten bottle to supplement their milk. I couldn't believe what she was saying. I told her "CHICKENS DON'T HAVE NIPPLES. THEY DON'T BREASTFEED!" She turned red and didn't have anything else to say. She just turned around and got in her car. I haven't seen her since.

Good grief.

 

[Lifestudent]

Tell them that a crab is just a sea roach as are shrimp.....a friend at a buffet in Vegas was saying this as she seen the shrimp start to disappear well some people started to leave the line. How silly we can be.

Actually a crab is more similar to a spider physiologically. I've heard that deep fried tarantulas taste like crab. Go figure. You're right, though, that crustateons are like large underwater insects, very delicious insects.