Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[CyndiChick]

They made me take them after I bit the dog
JK, but I did bite the dog. She wouldn't stop nipping too hard, so first I made her bite her own paw, then when she continued I bit her. I'm not mean but I don't put up with anything either lol
I had a lady at the grocery store today... I was checking out the itty eggs they had for sale and commented to my friend that my eggs were bigger and better. The lady actually said "oh my lord- YOU lay eggs? I thought only chickens laid eggs! " I just started laughing and told her once a month I lay an egg

 

[ronott1]

you've had your rabies shots too?? I thought I was the only person

. I was bit by a questionable dog, when they said rabies shots I was scared to death of the big needle in the stomach. 13 shots in the ankle 2 in the rear end and 2 in the shoulders later I was wishing for that one in the stomach.

The new rabies shots are three in the arm. My Wife had to get them after being bitten by a dog in Mexico.

 

[loveourbirds]

The new rabies shots are three in the arm. My Wife had to get them after being bitten by a dog in Mexico.

why couldn't I have waited for the shots??

of course it could be that Mexican rabies is different than American rabies. it would surely make up for the water!!

ok I am kidding. im glad it doesn't take all those shots anymore. I felt like I should of had a tattoo when I left there.

 

[nok13]

back in the 1970's i think the new yorker had one of its funny cartoons as ' a boneless chicken farm' with lots of plucked and floppy looking chickens in a farm set up... im sure people believed it, along with thinking that tuna are small fish that grow in a can.

 

[7 Biddies]

Lol I don't bite and if I do... I've had my rabies shots

We have a small roo who is the one with the biggest attitude, the big one is as laid back as can be.

Actually, my daughter once told my (now) ex-husband, "I wouldn't do that if I were you. She (meaning moi) bites!"

 

[oldrooster]

back in the 1970's i think the new yorker had one of its funny cartoons as ' a boneless chicken farm' with lots of plucked and floppy looking chickens in a farm set up... im sure people believed it, along with thinking that tuna are small fish that grow in a can.

Have you seen the KFC "boneless chicken" comercials with a guy thinking he ate the bones because he didn't have any after he ate?

 

[Urchin]

"Silkies are useless. Small eggs and no meat on their bones. Why are you getting those?"

Ummm, because I wanted some nice, little friendly chickens for pets. I don't call your dog useless and all he does is lie around.

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

"Silkies are useless. Small eggs and no meat on their bones. Why are you getting those?"

Ummm, because I wanted some nice, little friendly chickens for pets. I don't call your dog useless and all he does is lie around.

Chickens ARE pets. Not many people get that.

 

[oldrooster]

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I get that they can be to some people but I wouldn't eat fido but some think dogs are for dinner. I try not to judge by what people do with their animals if treated humanely, but I think of chickens as egg and meat producers first, and pets as a secondary purpose. Everyone's frame of reference is different. That's all. perhaps you can teach others to share your view, or at least where your reference point is.

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

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I get that they can be to some people but I wouldn't eat fido but some think dogs are for dinner. I try not to judge by what people do with their animals if treated humanely, but I think of chickens as egg and meat producers first, and pets as a secondary purpose. Everyone's frame of reference is different. That's all. perhaps you can teach others to share your view, or at least where your reference point is.
Yeah!