Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[buttercup95]

Yep, my philosophy too. I don't hate on others for hunting, I just don't contribute to the idea that it's glorious hunting for sport.

 

[buttercup95]

There I go again, this is supposed to be a lighthearted thread. Okay well how about some fun stories? Preferably chicken related.

 

[ghostwolf211]

Yep, my philosophy too. I don't hate on others for hunting, I just don't contribute to the idea that it's glorious hunting for sport.

I hunt...I love to hunt....But i'm a big one for not killing anything you aren't going to eat and I try to make sure I use as much of the animal as possible....People that just go out and hunt for "sport" and waste large portions of the animal make me sick....

 

[peppersow]

lets just talk about chickens......

 

[sumi]

lets just talk about chickens......

Here's a dumb chicken related question for you: Friends of our's DD (11yo) asked me the other day if hens have breasts, like humans and mammals do. Now, keep in mind they've had chickens for about 4 months now and have a broody hen busy raising chicks... You'd think if the kid would've noticed the hen wasn't nursing the chicks?

 

[Irishhenman]

Here's a dumb chicken related question for you: Friends of our's DD (11yo) asked me the other day if hens have breasts, like humans and mammals do. Now, keep in mind they've had chickens for about 4 months now and have a broody hen busy raising chicks... You'd think if the kid would've noticed the hen wasn't nursing the chicks?

Chickens do have breasts, it is the front part of their body bellow their neck, where do you think chicken breast comes from lol

 

[CyndiChick]

But the friend asked about breasts like humans (ie- functioal for feeding babies) so yes they have breasts just not like humans Friend of mine asked me why I don't teach my chickens to sit and stay like a dog. I told her they were chickens not puppies. Her response was that all pets should be trained to obey commands... I told her fine. When she trains her goldfish to sit and stay I'll train my chicks

 

[jdoane]

But the friend asked about breasts like humans (ie- functioal for feeding babies) so yes they have breasts just not like humans

Friend of mine asked me why I don't teach my chickens to sit and stay like a dog. I told her they were chickens not puppies. Her response was that all pets should be trained to obey commands... I told her fine. When she trains her goldfish to sit and stay I'll train my chicks

LMAO!

Excellent response!!!

 

[sumi]

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Yeah, I know that, but the word she used (which isn't suitable for this forum), made it clear that she wasn't talking about chicken breasts as you and I know it.

 

[sumi]

But the friend asked about breasts like humans (ie- functioal for feeding babies) so yes they have breasts just not like humans

Friend of mine asked me why I don't teach my chickens to sit and stay like a dog. I told her they were chickens not puppies. Her response was that all pets should be trained to obey commands... I told her fine. When she trains her goldfish to sit and stay I'll train my chicks

Excellent response