Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[Chickadee42]

I would have quoted it but I don't remember who originally posted it.

 

[3KillerBs]

My mum's chickens are named Poached, Boiled, Scrambled, and Fried

Mine are Dumpling, Sesame, Kieve, Noodle, Nugget, and Barbie.

I had Rosemary, but he's known as Marion now.

 

[Njinja]

I had Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner as well as Omelet and Salt-n-pepper. My favorites were a pair of nearly identical hens I called Rum and Nutmeg...but nobody seemed to catch what I was alluding to...

 

[oldrooster]

I had Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner as well as Omelet and Salt-n-pepper. My favorites were a pair of nearly identical hens I called Rum and Nutmeg...but nobody seemed to catch what I was alluding to...

Is it Christmas time again so soon? lol...

 

[farmgirl02]

Lindsay: I don't eat eggs an more.
Me: Why not?
Lindsay: Because it's just... disgusting!
Me: Huh? Why is it disgusting?
Lindsay: Because... you know, there might be a baby chick or something inside...

 

[ronott1]

I had Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner as well as Omelet and Salt-n-pepper. My favorites were a pair of nearly identical hens I called Rum and Nutmeg...but nobody seemed to catch what I was alluding to...

Great Names!

I like Nuggets for a name too.

 

[Chickadee42]

3 of my hens are named after gems, Ruby, Amber, and diamond. My other 3 pullets are named after country singers. Rest in peace, Dolly Parton.

 

[kingfrodo]

3 of my hens are named after gems, Ruby, Amber, and diamond. My other 3 pullets are named after country singers. Rest in peace, Dolly Parton.

All of mine are named after Grey's Anatomy. I have Derrick, Meredith, Izzy, Yang, and Baily.

 

[lazy gardener]

One of my girls: An EE with a wild mop of red (hair) feathers is named Wenda after one of the Ewoks.

 

[RachaelS]

Funny but takes "not knowing where your food comes" to a whole new level.

Me: "Ground beef and turkey is so expensive. I want a meat grinder so I can buy cuts on sale and grind them myself"
Co-worker: "Ewwwww, that is gross"
Me: "What? Most ground meat you buy has the less than best cuts and it cost a ton"
Co-worker: "I just could not do that"
Me: "But you eat ground turkey all the time"
Co-worker: "I just love animals to much to do that"
Me: "But don't you also cut up larger pieces of meat?"
Co-worker: "That is not the same"