Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

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It's the "everybody knows you have to have a rooster to get eggs" myth that gets me. This was said to me by a very arrogant know-it-all who grew up in the country with chickens, and knows everything about them ... and, everything else, too. I just listened attentively and, several months later, delivered some eggs to a mutual friend right in front of the know-it-all without a word. She's never mentioned it since. Her silence on the topic has spoken volumes.
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Back to the topic of this thread..............

I was asked this weekend how the hen gets pregnant when the rooster pecks her on the back of the head.
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Okay this made me LAUGH!!!

I live in Mid West Texas and have this conversation daily. Half my coworkers can't wait for "fresh from the butt eggs" (as I call them) the other half think I am insaine. I have an idea.... Let's egg their car!
I have 2 dozen!!!

Can you imagine how difficult it was explaining to her that chickens are not actually pregnant?? After that discussion, I had to explain how the egg is actually fertilized. Then she asked me how his penis comes out of his beak................

That's the point where I completely gave up.
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And this one made me laugh even harder than the first!!!!!
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This is Thimble. She's a Dumbo eared rat and she loves all people. in this photo she is almost a year old and has bedded down on some tissues during playtime. She is not offended and I appreciate that you respect her and her family. unlike some people who thought she was from a sewer, carried diseases or thought she could cook. some people...... sigh
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I LOVE rats as pets. They are sooooooo much better than gerbils and hamsters. Rats are actually SUPER sweet and want to "hang" out with you. The other two like to bite to much. Have had a few that just liked to hang out on my shoulder. To bad they don't live as long as a dog
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of course they can swim.. haven't you ever heard of "chicken of the sea"?
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LOL
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This type of ignorance allowed me to have a rooster in a town for a couple years. My neighbors liked eggs and didn't want to complain about the rooster because the eggs would stop.....


Do you ever here this one "brown eggs are for baking and white eggs are for eating" wonder what green eggs are for?
 
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