Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[heartsizedfarm]

The Murder of Roo Ackroyd! Ha! Ok I'll stop now.

 

[PookieMavis]

. And Eggatha Christie got me laughing. A Murder is Clucked! Murder at the Hatchery!

don't forget Murder on the Omlet Express!

 

[heartsizedfarm]

don't forget Murder on the Omlet Express!

Perfect!!

 

[alyssaplavigne]

Why is your chick black!? I thought chicks were yellow?

Is that a duck?

Seriously the worst ones I've heard so far and it's only been a week!!!

 

[luvmypets]

Lol thats good

 

[oldrooster]

What is wrong for commenting by calling a chicken is lunch or dinner? that's not near as stupid as a lot of stuff I hear at work from "adults" at least those people realize that it could be dinner! My brothers and I "named" some neighbor's cattle that were friendly, Hamburger, Meatloaf(more appropriate to a steer than a singer I might add), steak and Roast. We knew they where being "finished out" for slaughter. If someone didn't know you where raising them as "pets" or thought you where joking about it what is the big deal?

 

[LyonFuzz]

These are great Of course I live next to the one neighbor that is a complete axx. He told me that my chickens gave him cancer. I didn't even have chickens when he was diagnosed with it, so not sure how that happened. I was speechless..........

 

[winteree]

These are great Of course I live next to the one neighbor that is a complete axx. He told me that my chickens gave him cancer. I didn't even have chickens when he was diagnosed with it, so not sure how that happened. I was speechless..........

 

[winteree]

Why is your chick black!? I thought chicks were yellow?

Is that a duck?

Seriously the worst ones I've heard so far and it's only been a week!!!

yeah i showed a pic of a slike to my grams and she was all "are you sure that's a chicken?"

 

[dikbiscuit]

These are great Of course I live next to the one neighbor that is a complete axx. He told me that my chickens gave him cancer. I didn't even have chickens when he was diagnosed with it, so not sure how that happened. I was speechless..........

Lol, maybe the cancer affected his reasoning too. Did you tell him you didn't own chickens when he was diagnosed?