Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

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I'm sure it's true. If I was that stupid a neighbor would have been arrested for various lewd acts while I was in elementary school for what I saw happen on the bus that happened in a barnyard straight in front of a school bus by 2 steers at a bus stop picking up some kids (there was a 90 degree turn before the barn yard in the road and the rising sun left a silhouette that is stuck in my brain). This is as clean as I know how to share it.
 
It's a good thing the modesty police don't patrol golf courses; every golfer in the country would be on a sexual predator list. Women are just jealous that it's more difficult for us to pull off when away from a restroom.
 
Yep, I'm jealous......but there have been times coming back my dirt road that the ol' water pill kicked in. I've master the particular art (of not getting pants wet), but it wouldn't work on the side of a public road!!!!
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subhanalah said:
how can you separate the ones with truly innocent intentions (need to leak) and those who use it as an excuse for a cheap thrill? That sort of behavior only escalates.
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I drive a truck for a living. If I have to pull over to the side of the road to relive some pressure, I stand on the opposite side of the truck from the road, facing away from the road. Nobody will ever see anything they didn't want to see.

A year and a half ago I was driving along my usual route, and on the side of the road I see a truck with a camper trailer behind it. Just behind the camper, between it and the road (ie right next to the road) is a guy with no pants on, squatting down, leaving a present for anyone unlucky enough to be walking that way. And yes, he was facing oncoming traffic, with his legs spread pretty good.

It's usually pretty easy to tell the difference.
 
7 Biddies said:
It's a good thing the modesty police don't patrol golf courses; every golfer in the country would be on a sexual predator list. Women are just jealous that it's more difficult for us to pull off when away from a restroom.
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Yep. :-)
 
vehve said:
This reminds me of a story that supposedly happened to one of my better half's friends. They live out in the sticks, and keep all kinds of livestock, but mainly concentrate on horses. They got new neighbors, a family that decided that living in the countryside is just the right place for children to grow up. A few months after this, a police car shows up at the farm, and the police starts arresting the husband, being quite rough about it. The wife runs up screaming and wondering what on earth is going on. Finally, the police officers share the reason for the arrest, apparently the new neighbors had called in saying "There he just runs around outside, next to the road, with his penis hanging out, shocking my children, they're scarred for life!".

What she had left out, was the fact that she was referring to the horrid sight of a male horse out in it's pasture.
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Well, they would tuck it back in when they're going to run, I can't imagine it would be all the comfortable to run around with it out as a guy horse with it just flopping all around between your legs. And what if you needed to jump something?? Say it with me fellas......
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vehve said:
Yes, to some extent, but in my opinion there's a difference between parading around with your stuff and finding a lovely little bush somewhere in need of a nitrogen boost. I just don't think it's bad enough to merit being put on a list together with people who do truly evil deeds.
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Right, there's a difference between a guy just taking a leak, and some sick puppy that's pooping all over kiddie slides like the Ypsi Pooper. http://www.freep.com/article/20140418/NEWS05/304180065/I-94-billboard-Ypsilanti-playground-pooper
 
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