Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[MsBagawkbagawk]

Remember Y2K? Exactly.

 

[MsBagawkbagawk]

In the 8th grade, I had one of the girls(cute) come up to me and said,
Her:I'll go out with you if you give up your obsesion for chickens and become a NORMAL teenage boy.
Me: Nope, if normal means talking about your parts and having you know what before your married, i dont think so.
Her: Fine you 4 eyed loser.

Some girls are complete jerks(not the girls on here)

As a girl: GIRLS. SUCK.

 

[JerseyGiantfolk]

Just remember everyone that on 12/20/12 when the world as we know it (all digital) comes to an end, we will be Kings/Queens because we have the food in our back yards and know how to get it.

My hubby is a firm believer that we will suffer a major solar flare and all digital/electronic items will be fried and of no use. So all those that live and breath by electronics will be lost.

I can't wait to see people regretting saying that my chickens were useless.

 

[7 Biddies]

I can't wait to see people regretting saying that my chickens were useless.

Old age has taught me that my father was right; smart beats cool every time. As the old saying goes, "He who laughs last, laughs loudest". Keep on doing what you feel is right, while they keep on doing what they feel is *cool*. We'll see who laughs last, then.


PS It helps to remember that what's considered "cool" constantly changes; but smart never does.

 

[PrairieChickens]

Everyone gets tired of me talking about my chickens too.

This is why I designed a t-shirt that says "It's a chicken thing--you wouldn't understand."

 

[MsBagawkbagawk]

My friend just told me she wants to spend 2 weeks at my house so she can learn about chickens. Because, "You're just soooo smart!" Uh huh, I just told you that that BO is obviously a rooster, because you were waiting for it to lay eggs still. (I didn't even MENTION the fact that it is only 12 weeks old).

 

[ronott1]

Just remember everyone that on 12/20/12 when the world as we know it (all digital) comes to an end, we will be Kings/Queens because we have the food in our back yards and know how to get it.

My hubby is a firm believer that we will suffer a major solar flare and all digital/electronic items will be fried and of no use. So all those that live and breath by electronics will be lost.

Not all digital things will be ruined-- only those turned on at the time of a Super flair.

Same thing with an em blast. Neither of those would end the world or destroy civilization.

Ron

 

[blueyzjg]

Talk away!! You are among crazy chicken friends here!! LOL Jackie

 

[MsBagawkbagawk]

Y2K, Y2K, Y2K....

So, here's a good one. I was hosting a petting zoo once, and there was already a coop there and they had about 3 chickens in it, even though it was big enough for 30 (and they wondered why they froze in the winter, hmmm...). My Phoenix roo had gotten injured there (piece of wire on the floor got his foot) so I cleaned him up and set him in a nesting box so he could relax. Somebody made a loud noise, and that of course set him off. One lady who owned chickens came over and said to me, "Oh listen. We call that the egg song." I was tired since it was late in the day and just said, "Oh really? I didn't know I had a magical rooster that could lay eggs! Thank you for telling me!" and walked off. In my opinion Golden Phoenix roos are some of the most gorgeous, masculine roosters around, and you could obviously see that she was a he from where we were standing. Some people...

 

[Gomes Bantams]

Post a pic, i want to see him!!