Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[bHen]

Susie- "One of the poor little banty chicks drown in the water last night..."
Barb- " Oh no! Poor thing. Is it dead?"

Here's your sign!

 

[Gomes Bantams]

Susie- "One of the poor little banty chicks drown in the water last night..."
Barb- " Oh no! Poor thing. Is it dead?"

Here's your sign!

 

[7 Biddies]

Susie- "One of the poor little banty chicks drown in the water last night..."
Barb- " Oh no! Poor thing. Is it dead?"

Here's your sign!

Well, Barb just flunked the auditory reasoning and comprehension test.

That's like when I ask the kids who's buried in Washington's tomb and they reply, "Abraham Lincoln".

 

[Jennsbirds]

Well, Barb just flunked the auditory reasoning and comprehension test.

That's like when I ask the kids who's buried in Washington's tomb and they reply, "Abraham Lincoln".

Pinky could answer that one (it was grant's tomb). "Oh no! He died?"

 

[oldrooster]

Quote:
please don't tell me my distant cousin has his grave repoed and Linclon got it....

 

[maransfan16]

Susie- "One of the poor little banty chicks drown in the water last night..."
Barb- " Oh no! Poor thing. Is it dead?"

Here's your sign!

my granny did something like that with a duck, it had gotten out in the middle of the frozen pond and frozen to death and she put it in a tub of hot water thinking it would come back to life

 

[oldrooster]

Quote:
But it worked on cartoon shows on TV. I remember seeing stuff like that. And remember everything you see on TV is true....

 

[Gomes Bantams]

But it worked on cartoon shows on TV. I remember seeing stuff like that. And remember everything you see on TV is true....

just like surviving a one hundred foot fall into a canyon whil trying to catch a roadrunner.

 

[cassie]

my granny did something like that with a duck, it had gotten out in the middle of the frozen pond and frozen to death and she put it in a tub of hot water thinking it would come back to life

My mother found a half grown bantam that had "drowned" in the toilet. She put it on the enclosed porch under a garbage can lid. The sun hit the garbage can lid, warmed the chicken and it came back to life. She named him Lazereth (sp). Animals that are chilled can appear to be dead but are in fact still alive. Warming can revive them. Your grandmother was not as far wrong as you think she was.

 

[7 Biddies]

just like surviving a one hundred foot fall into a canyon whil trying to catch a roadrunner.

Or having an anvil drop on him.