Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

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Hi faithsstuff...my husband is also a rocket scientist. He used to work on the space shuttle program and now works with missiles. He even has a t-shirt that says, "Yes, in fact, I AM a rocket scientist!" Hubby says your dad makes the other rocket scientists look bad and that they should take away his membership card and kick him out of the club.
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And hey, the more eggs your dad won't eat, the more for you to eat or sell. That's what I call a win-win scenario.

I had a similar fight with my father many years ago when we were on our way to tour a science museum. I said I couldn't wait to see a real Tasmanian Devil. My father scoffed and told me that there were NO such things in real life - they were just in cartoons. We argued quite heatedly about it until we approached the exotic animals exhibit where they had a lovely Tasmanian Devil specimen stuffed and on display. Boy, did that shut him up!
i had a much more similar fight with my dad on chickens originating from wild fowl. So on a quick stop in Sumatra ( we were going to austrailia) i spotted 4 small chickens all the same color. i asked a local villager if they belonged to anyone. The old lady told me that it is forbidden to house and keep the fowl. So i asked if they were wild, she replied with a firm, but gentle yes. i asked her politely tell my dad about that, which she did. On the plane i looked over at my dad and said, "So, how was your chat?" He kept quiet and hasn't argued with me on chickens since.

Note: Sorry for errors, as i am trying to type without looking at the keyboard.
 
My mother found a half grown bantam that had "drowned" in the toilet. She put it on the enclosed porch under a garbage can lid. The sun hit the garbage can lid, warmed the chicken and it came back to life. She named him Lazereth (sp). Animals that are chilled can appear to be dead but are in fact still alive. Warming can revive them. Your grandmother was not as far wrong as you think she was.
well the bad part that i didn't mention was they waited almost a week before they could get out to get it
 
A retarded YouTube comment, It was on a video showing a chicken laying an egg


joeblai5 Mar 29, 2013
This is not right! I cannot belive that you would do this to a poor animal, the day you have to give birth everyday and Have The chikens eat that for breakfast is the day i Will approve Of this.
 
A retarded YouTube comment, It was on a video showing a chicken laying an egg


joeblai5 Mar 29, 2013
This is not right! I cannot belive that you would do this to a poor animal, the day you have to give birth everyday and Have The chikens eat that for breakfast is the day i Will approve Of this.


Lol do what? Let it live? :lol:
 
A retarded YouTube comment, It was on a video showing a chicken laying an egg


joeblai5 Mar 29, 2013
This is not right! I cannot belive that you would do this to a poor animal, the day you have to give birth everyday and Have The chikens eat that for breakfast is the day i Will approve Of thi
You know, I never thought of he moral repercussions of forcing my chickens to give birth every day. How cruel of me! You know what I should do? I should force them to live in the dark for a couple of weeks, and nearly starve them to death, so that I can get them to stop laying eggs, so they can have a break, poor little things!
 
A retarded YouTube comment, It was on a video showing a chicken laying an egg


joeblai5 Mar 29, 2013
This is not right! I cannot belive that you would do this to a poor animal, the day you have to give birth everyday and Have The chikens eat that for breakfast is the day i Will approve Of this.

Hmmm, I wonder when she beamed down from another planet and on what day she arrived? I also wonder why someone didn't eat her the day she was "born"? Has she never cracked open an egg and seen what's inside?

Just a little emotional, don't you think? Jeez.
 
Okay, I literally just had one of these moments. :th My grandma had chickens when my dad was a kid and, well, she pretty much thinks she knows it all. She just came over to me at the computer and said, "Boy, you're getting a lot of eggs! Those roosters are working!" I don't say anything out of respect, but that was a major eye roll moment. Especially since I don't have roosters in my main flock. :rolleyes:
 
Okay, I literally just had one of these moments.
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My grandma had chickens when my dad was a kid and, well, she pretty much thinks she knows it all. She just came over to me at the computer and said, "Boy, you're getting a lot of eggs! Those roosters are working!" I don't say anything out of respect, but that was a major eye roll moment. Especially since I don't have roosters in my main flock.
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So i was laughing t this and all those other silly rooster comments when my husband asked when our pullets would start laying. My answer: "Roosters don't start laying until they are at least four, maybe five weeks old." He just stared at me with a funny look on his face until I got it. It was a misspeak, I promise!!!
 
A retarded YouTube comment, It was on a video showing a chicken laying an egg


joeblai5 Mar 29, 2013
This is not right! I cannot belive that you would do this to a poor animal, the day you have to give birth everyday and Have The chikens eat that for breakfast is the day i Will approve Of this.

If what we women did every month was tasted as good as my girls eggs, I don't think I would hesitate to eat that too.
 
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