Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[subhanalah]

This reminds me of the idiots who climbed into someone else's pasture with their dog and let the dog go running off to chase the donkey.

Big mistake. Jack didn't like it. Jack not only demonstrated how much he hated dogs, he was trying very hard to demonstrate how much he hated dog owners.  They had some really cool barb wire rips on their clothing and bodies from their quick passage through the wires and back outside of the pasture..

Dog owners were appalled; they thought doggy could safely chase somebody else's donkey because donkeys are vegetarian.

I don't know how people got herbivores confused with Gandhi - but I'd sure like to know how they became so confused.

herbivores are the most dangerous land animals and we'd best not to forget it.

 

[TattooedMama]

My almost sister in law who said to me, "I though only black chickens laid white eggs." Isn't the misguided theory usually that white chickens lay white eggs? She was very confused and at 30+ years old is angry with her mother for telling her this when she was a kid, lol.

 

[tridentk9]

http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=2nfy8eo7_i0
Here's some of the footage of the Puyallup Fair.

Not as dangerous-but here's some footage of sheep in a store.
http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=XUnidnxE3ms

 

[oldrooster]

The only time I ever saw a cow giving birth it was having troubles and the calf ended up being still born, and I had to help the mother cow, I cannot go into detail for the graffic nature, but I don't if the cow was tame or just so exhausted (and in great pain I'm sure) and wanted the ordeal over with she didn't mind 3 men trying to help her but she was pretty calm and complained very little as we tried to help her with her calving experience believe me if peta showed up they wouldn't have liked the way we had to deal with it, but I doubt if a vet could have helped much, and if one was called it would have put more stress on the cow for the 2 hour or more wait for the vet and would have had similar results. .

 

[evemfoster]

I don't know how people got herbivores confused with Gandhi - but I'd sure like to know how they became so confused.

I blame sappy cute animal TV shows and cartoons. I swear there are generations of grownups out there that think real animals act like they do on TV.

That and generations of kids growing up in the city with only cats and dogs and baby bunnies as examples and they don't think about the fact that there pets have grown up being trained how to act by people.

I once heard my Granddad out in the barn yelling at one of my cousins just before i heard a rather solid thud. "What's the matter with you? You grow up in a city" Get away from that ram, it's not a pet".

I later heard the cousin saying the sheep was mean he had only wanted to ride it around the yard for a while. The cousin was 12. And yes he did grow up in town.

 

[7 Biddies]

Dog owners were appalled; they thought doggy could safely chase somebody else's donkey because donkeys are vegetarian.

And, 2 +2 = radishes. One has nothing to do with the other. Guess they didn't know bulls, hippos, and elephants are vegetarians/herbivores, too. D'oh!

Gee. I love it when karma works.

I don't know how people got herbivores confused with Gandhi - but I'd sure like to know how they became so confused.

Confused?? That's a very kind description.

 

[The Yakima Kid]

And, 2 +2 = radishes. One has nothing to do with the other. Guess they didn't know bulls, hippos, and elephants are vegetarians/herbivores, too. D'oh!

Gee. I love it when karma works.



Confused?? That's a very kind description.

I wished karma had worked; the dog died, the people didn't even need stitches. Confused is much kinder than a discussion of how they were born illegitimately to a mother who barked and were gravely lacking in intelligence while concurrently being completely self-centered. Jacks can be very single minded in destroying anything they think hurts donkeys.

Oh, and they actually thought they could collect damages for their injuries and their dead dog. They made lots of threats and then were never heard from again; I suspect a lawyer pointed out that they would be laughed out of court and probably have to pay the other sides legal expenses.

 

[The Yakima Kid]

I blame sappy cute animal TV shows and cartoons. I swear there are generations of grownups out there that think real animals act like they do on TV.

That and generations of kids growing up in the city with only cats and dogs and baby bunnies as examples and they don't think about the fact that there pets have grown up being trained how to act by people.

I once heard my Granddad out in the barn yelling at one of my cousins just before i heard a rather solid thud. "What's the matter with you? You grow up in a city" Get away from that ram, it's not a pet".

I later heard the cousin saying the sheep was mean he had only wanted to ride it around the yard for a while. The cousin was 12. And yes he did grow up in town.

Whoa. Doesn't he understand that a rams do just that? Maybe he needs to see one of those movies where the Romans are attacking the Etruscans or the Normans are battering the gates of an Anglo-Saxon castle using a battering ram - the kind with the cute carved ram's head on the business end....

 

[evemfoster]

Whoa. Doesn't he understand that a rams do just that? Maybe he needs to see one of those movies where the Romans are attacking the Etruscans or the Normans are battering the gates of an Anglo-Saxon castle using a battering ram - the kind with the cute carved ram's head on the business end....

I doubt he even realized it was a ram. He was just going to ride the big one.

 

[CGinJCMO]

Speaking of cats and chickens giving milk, I found my silliest cat in the nest box yesterday. If chickens give milk, do cats also lay eggs?

Have a face book "aquantance" ("friend" means more to me) post a picture of two broodys in nest boxes (can't find the post now). In between them was another nest box with a calico cat in it. The joke was wondering what the cat was going to hatch out.

CG