Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[bigmrg74]

I was just going to suggest that: Puma, mountain lion. I'm sure there are several other names for the same creature. They don't exist in Maine, though I've seen several video clips of them, and a very credible neighbor had a face to face sighting of one a number of years ago. Of course you Aussies need some coyotes and wolves also.

Why would they need Coyotes when they have those Baby Eating Dingos??

 

[lazy gardener]

If the coyotes, dingoes, and wolves spent their time eating each other, they'd leave the babies alone!

 

[The Yakima Kid]

yeah we have many deadly animals many countries have large deadly mammals and we only have snakes spiders emus cassowarys kangaroos scorpions and dingoes its not fair i wish we had bears

No, you don't. You only think you want bears. Two of the other families on our road in Nevada have had bears try to enter their houses. They were able to repel them by shooting a slug tgun into the ground immediately in front of the bear. Australians aren't allowed to have the sorts of weapons we use to scare off bears. Bears will wander right into houses and destroy things. Black bears will attack people with the specific purpose of eating them; unlike grizzlies, most black bear attacks on people aren't territorial or defensive, but are because they are very aware that we are made of meat.

My father's cousin was almost eaten by a bear. He was herding sheep when he noticed a hungry spring bear (just out of winter den, and very hungry) stalking his stock. He decided to go and try to repel it before it ate his sheep - or if required, to kill it so he could preserve his flock and continue to support his family. Whie he was still at a considerabel distance, the bear decided to charge the horse. Bears are very fast, especially running uphill. The horse decided to reverse ends and leave the area at a high rate of speed. My father's cousin and the horse disagreed on direction, and my father's cousin wound up on the ground, fortunately still holding his saddle carbine. The bear bit down on the end of the barrel, and actually reached the wood portion of the stock. My dad's cousin pulled the trigger.

One of the problems we have is that people move out to our area in Nevada, and do stupid things. They have large dogs, so they put in large dog doors. Bears love large dog doors. Bears can smell food in your house. Bears break into houses and eat soap and deodorant from the bathroom, as well as demolishing kitchens. Bears don't neatly open cupboards; they often simply rip them off the walls.

No, you don't want bears.

 

[The Yakima Kid]

You are only thinking about the land critters, you also have deadly crocs, great white sharks, blue ringed octopi, box jellies. If I ever visit there, I'll pretty much stay in my hotel room with a big can of bug spray. I love watching nature shows where someone else exposes themselves to dangerous animals, but I only want to watch. Steve Irwin was my hero, when I was a boy I wanted to do stuff like that. Then I grew up and gained some sense, Steve stayed a child and sometimes I envy that, even though it costs him his life.

Me too. And I will be very careful to make sure that there are no crocodiles on the elevators or hiding on the room service carts.

 

[The Yakima Kid]

Why would they need Coyotes when they have those Baby Eating Dingos??

But they don't have any jogger eating cougars. What fun is bicycling rural trails without worrying about some cougar deciding that you are a lot easier to take down than Bambi?

 

[kikithebird]

You guys need to get a large cat, too. I'll ship you some California pumas to try out. 

do they eat wallabies and kangaroos and if you want to come down here you have to go very far away sometimes to see animals or go to zoos but we have alot of animals that come into urban areas too such as possums galahs corellas cockys lorikeets red rumped parrots and rosellas some times on the news you can see kangaroos on the streets but it is rare if you want to come here come to melbourne the garden state as there is still a bit of rainforest in victoria and there are some parks that the animals love such as bundoora park so i think we have enough animals most of our big predators are extinct they are the thylacine and the marsupial lion

 

[kikithebird]

No, you don't. You only think you want bears. Two of the other families on our road in Nevada have had bears try to enter their houses. They were able to repel them by shooting a slug tgun into the ground immediately in front of the bear. Australians aren't allowed to have the sorts of weapons we use to scare off bears. Bears will wander right into houses and destroy things. Black bears will attack people with the specific purpose of eating them; unlike grizzlies, most black bear attacks on people aren't territorial or defensive, but are because they are very aware that we are made of meat.

My father's cousin was almost eaten by a bear. He was herding sheep when he noticed a hungry spring bear (just out of winter den, and very hungry) stalking his stock. He decided to go and try to repel it before it ate his sheep - or if required, to kill it so he could preserve his flock and continue to support his family. Whie he was still at a considerabel distance, the bear decided to charge the horse. Bears are very fast, especially running uphill. The horse decided to reverse ends and leave the area at a high rate of speed. My father's cousin and the horse disagreed on direction, and my father's cousin wound up on the ground, fortunately still holding his saddle carbine. The bear bit down on the end of the barrel, and actually reached the wood portion of the stock. My dad's cousin pulled the trigger.

One of the problems we have is that people move out to our area in Nevada, and do stupid things. They have large dogs, so they put in large dog doors. Bears love large dog doors. Bears can smell food in your house. Bears break into houses and eat soap and deodorant from the bathroom, as well as demolishing kitchens. Bears don't neatly open cupboards; they often simply rip them off the walls.

No, you don't want bears.

ok no bears thats ok we have the most dangerous bird in the world the cassowarry

 

[kikithebird]

sorry acidental post

 

[kikithebird]

Why would they need Coyotes when they have those Baby Eating Dingos??    

it was only one baby this has destroyed their reputation but i still like dingoes

 

[OneMountainAcres]

No, you don't. You only think you want bears. Two of the other families on our road in Nevada have had bears try to enter their houses. They were able to repel them by shooting a slug tgun into the ground immediately in front of the bear. Australians aren't allowed to have the sorts of weapons we use to scare off bears. Bears will wander right into houses and destroy things. Black bears will attack people with the specific purpose of eating them; unlike grizzlies, most black bear attacks on people aren't territorial or defensive, but are because they are very aware that we are made of meat.

My father's cousin was almost eaten by a bear. He was herding sheep when he noticed a hungry spring bear (just out of winter den, and very hungry) stalking his stock. He decided to go and try to repel it before it ate his sheep - or if required, to kill it so he could preserve his flock and continue to support his family. Whie he was still at a considerabel distance, the bear decided to charge the horse. Bears are very fast, especially running uphill. The horse decided to reverse ends and leave the area at a high rate of speed. My father's cousin and the horse disagreed on direction, and my father's cousin wound up on the ground, fortunately still holding his saddle carbine. The bear bit down on the end of the barrel, and actually reached the wood portion of the stock. My dad's cousin pulled the trigger.

One of the problems we have is that people move out to our area in Nevada, and do stupid things. They have large dogs, so they put in large dog doors. Bears love large dog doors. Bears can smell food in your house. Bears break into houses and eat soap and deodorant from the bathroom, as well as demolishing kitchens. Bears don't neatly open cupboards; they often simply rip them off the walls.

No, you don't want bears.

Wow. The black bears here in PA just run if they even think you're anywhere near them. More scared of us than anything.