Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[hennible]

Lol. So true.

 

[ronott1]

Today I got my first egg!! I called my BFF to tell her, and mentioned that the egg was so warm I couldn't resist putting it against my cheek. She was horrified. She tried to convince me that it was disgusting because it came from the same hole as the poop. I changed the subject. Her dog eats poop and then licks my BFF on the face soooooo.....

The egg laying process is a cut off from the colon. As the egg comes out, a flap or sphincter closes off so there is no contamination during egg laying. A freshly laid egg is very clean actually.

 

[campingshaws]

The egg laying process is a cut off from the colon. As the egg comes out, a flap or sphincter closes off so there is no contamination during egg laying. A freshly laid egg is very clean actually.

I tried to explain it by saying "tubes" and "flap" but she was too distraught to listen. I've caught my kids eating their own poop; a warm chicken egg on my cheek is survivable.

 

[ronott1]

I tried to explain it by saying "tubes" and "flap" but she was too distraught to listen. I've caught my kids eating their own poop; a warm chicken egg on my cheek is survivable.

See if she can understand the picture.

If not, oh well!

I watched one of my chickens lay an egg today. Amazing!

 

[chicksurreal]

I tried to explain it by saying "tubes" and "flap" but she was too distraught to listen. I've caught my kids eating their own poop; a warm chicken egg on my cheek is survivable.

It's absolutely soothing!

The first time I did that I was amazed at how warm they are. It's wonderful.

 

[hennible]

I tried to explain it by saying "tubes" and "flap" but she was too distraught to listen. I've caught my kids eating their own poop; a warm chicken egg on my cheek is survivable.

Totally survivable. Yet to catch my kids with their own poop.... Other critter poop, yes they have eaten a bit

 

[chicksurreal]

See if she can understand the picture.

If not, oh well!

I watched one of my chickens lay an egg today. Amazing!

so cool, isn't it? Chickens are awesome.

 

[oldrooster]

Quote:I tried to explain it by saying "tubes" and "flap" but she was too distraught to listen. I've caught my kids eating their own poop; a warm chicken egg on my cheek is survivable.

If she has a boyfriend or husband does she know about the human male anatomy? It might be an interesting conversation to say the least if you ask her....

 

[tiffrosef]

My mother in law has three dooseys. Number one, she told me that my rooster couldn't be a rooster because he's white.

She has also asked us which ones are chickens and which ones are ducks.

Then, and this is for serious. She asked me if a rooster sits on the eggs to fertalize them. We had to explain chicken reproduction to her, in detail... I still don't think she believes me.

 

[cassie]

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If she has a boyfriend or husband does she know about the human male anatomy? It might be an interesting conversation to say the least if you ask her....

I was going to say the same thing but you said it a lot better than I could have. I would LOVE to have that conversation but so far I haven't been presented with the opportunity. Still hoping though....