Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[TheKeeper]

Penedesenca eggs and Marans x ee olive colored eggs:

Nice

 

[Peep_Show]

Pretty eggs, Ron!

 

[ronott1]

Pretty eggs, Ron!

Now I just need to wait for them to ripen!

Or will they taste like chocolate and mint?

 

[sunflour]

Now I just need to wait for them to ripen!

Or will they taste like chocolate and mint?

If you eat them fresh, they will taste chocolate and mint. Let them ripen and turn white and they will taste like…ah…commercial eggs.

(stole that idea from another thread….someone gave a lady brown eggs and she was gonna let them ripen to turn white before eating

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[hennible]

Think that was this thread, best story on here yet.

 

[sunflour]

Think that was this thread, best story on here yet.

One of my favorites…thus far.

 

[oldrooster]

Quote:
stuff it with a chicken and a cornish game hen in the chicken, and tell them it and the baby both where pregnant and see if anyone is stupid enough to think it is true.....

 

[hennible]

Quote:
stuff it with a chicken and a cornish game hen in the chicken, and tell them it and the baby both where pregnant and see if anyone is stupid enough to think it is true.....

I think I could get my sister to believe that.

 

[JadedPhoenix]

LOL!!! Ooh! Putting a cornish game hen in the turkey cavity could be fun. Just take it in, let someone else carve, sit back and watch the reactions!

 

[enola]

There is a thing called a turducken ....... A turkey stuffed with duck that has been stuffed with a Cornish hen. I think this is the site I read about