Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[7 Biddies]

I've found over the years that those who claim to have high IQs and bring it up, don't. All the people I've met like that have given the impression of below normal.

Hmmmm .... by Jove, I think you've got it! Those who have it, don't need to advertise. It just naturally makes itself evident when they open their mouths.

 

[sunflour]

@Sunflour

Wal-Mart eggs DO have cooties! Have you seen those sickly yolks

?? Or maybe that is just from the pasteurization process...(kidding)

No, I haven't seen those…thank God, I have not had to eat store-bought eggs in over a year! That's another reason that I love my spoiled Hens.

 

[sunflour]

I used to watch the Pink Panther movies with my dad. I guess it takes a somewhat dry sense of humor. As for TED, watching a stuffed teddy bear hump a light post in a grocery checkout line, along with some pretty graphic stuff to go with it, isn't my idea of funny. Save it for the 7th grade boys' locker room.

As far as "shut-up" and "stupid" go, it's a personal thing with her. She's thinks those words are crass, but the movie TED isn't. (Go figure) We were in a tatting class (hand lace-making) together and it was very detailed work and quite frustrating. The nice lady next to me said something about how she finally "got" something. I looked at her through slitted eyes and said (mostly under my breath), "Oh, shut up". She laughed. My friend said in an imperious tone, "In MY house, I don't allow people to say shut up or stupid." I responded, "How stupid. I guess it's a good thing we're not in your house, huh?"

I'm really starting to hate people.

Good one.

 

[sunflour]

I'm always saying, "Stupid cat" (as she falls flat on her face when attempting to pounce on her brother. I think she's part flying squirrel.) Or, "Shut up, you silly chicken" (as they follow me around the yard, cackling loudly). Funny. *They* don't get upset.

That's because they know you are being sarcastic…and understand the humor…

Many animals are more intuitive than many humans I have met.

 

[sunflour]

I've found over the years that those who claim to have high IQs and bring it up, don't. All the people I've met like that have given the impression of below normal.

so true!

 

[sunflour]

Hmmmm .... by Jove, I think you've got it! Those who have it, don't need to advertise. It just naturally makes itself evident when they open their mouths.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.
— ABRAHAM LINCOLN.

 

[Hinotori]

Oh. Has it been pointed out to her "You're not allowed to say" means the same thing as "Shut up"?

 

[traceyj]

, I'm really starting to hate people.

Chickens are some of my favourite people right now!

 

[sunflour]

Chickens are some of my favourite people right now!

Me too. And I do believe they have emotions, opposed to some folks opinions. They love, get happy,excited and jealous.

 

[7 Biddies]

Oh. Has it been pointed out to her "You're not allowed to say" means the same thing as "Shut up"?

But, she'd *never* use such a crass term as "shut up". Everyone knows "... I don't allow people to say ..." is so much more refined, dontcha know.

I just don't get people. Furthermore, the older I get, the less I want to "get" them; sounds like a recipe for a migraine headache.