Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

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This is the conversation I had with my son-in-law (who also has chickens) when I got my first egg a couple of weeks ago......

Me: "Hey Mike! Today one of my hens laid her first egg!"

Him: "Congratulations! Now you only have to get around 400 dozen more until you're ahead!"





Me: I run and go look at all the invoices from when I first decided to get into having chickens........

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dang it! He's right!
 
I feel so deprived none of my friends, neighbors or customers has never opened their mouths to give me a what the ... moment.
 
My wife was against getting chickens. I said just wait until we start getting fresh eggs. She said " what color will the eggs be." I say brown. "Well I am not eating brown eggs". I told her I will cook up a store egg and one of my eggs and she can decide which tastes better. There is still hope for her.
 
steelchair said:
My wife was against getting chickens. I said just wait until we start getting fresh eggs. She said " what color will the eggs be." I say brown. "Well I am not eating brown eggs". I told her I will cook up a store egg and one of my eggs and she can decide which tastes better. There is still hope for her.
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Just don't tell her which is which until after she tries them and tells you which one she liked!
 
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