Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[oldrooster]

OMG. Is she blonde?

or is the mother from Poland? or the kid born in Kentucky? Here in Indiana Kentucky=stupid.

 

[Roscopeco]

Me: So I've decided to get chickens
My friend: You crazy redneck...

 

[ronott1]

Me: So I've decided to get chickens
My friend: You crazy redneck...

My Family calls me Chicken Man and I have a Farmers tan.

They love the eggs but think I am Chicken Obsessed.

Ron

 

[Time-Out]

My Family calls me Chicken Man and I have a Farmers tan.

They love the eggs but think I am Chicken Obsessed.

Ron

My other half is known as chicken man lol. He went to a pub to do a key swap with the chap who rents the land on which we keep our chickens (we've both added new padlocks to gates). The lady behind the bar said "Ah. So you're chicken man. I know now." My OH had introduced himself as Simon, not chicken man!

 

[olefarmersdaughter]

OMG....my nephew just asked me if I was actually going to eat these eggs..........by the way......my nephew is 46 years old.......

 

[7 Biddies]

OMG. Is she blonde?

Originally Posted by oldrooster

or is the mother from Poland? or the kid born in Kentucky? Here in Indiana Kentucky=stupid.
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I just meant that it sounded like a blonde joke.

 

[PeepsAreForMe]

My dad calls me the Chicken Tender. Not dumb, but I thought it was funny and clever!

 

[JerseyGiantfolk]

Me: *looking at my hand* "Grr I hate calluses"

Friend: "Oh cool do you do Gymnastics or horses?"

Me: "No, in fact these calluses are from doing so much chicken work."

Friend: "How can you get calluses from doing chicken work? They're tiny animals, so they must be easy to take care of."

Me: "I have 28 chickens and-"

Friend: "OMIGOSH YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY TAKE CARE OF 28 CHICKENS!..... Isn't that hoarding!?"

Me: *invisible face palm* "That's where I got these calluses from.... taking care of them"

Friend: "Oh... well.... I got to go. See you around..."

True story.

 

[ronott1]

My dad calls me the Chicken Tender. Not dumb, but I thought it was funny and clever!

I love it! This is Chicken Poetry!

Ron

 

[Jadnils]

Have you tried ordering them on Amazon, free shipping?

No, but I will look into that, thanks !