Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[7 Biddies]

A teacher from a nearby rural area just told me that her church wanted to help a mom whose husband has been incarcerated. So, they brought large bins of beans, corn, and other veggies to her so she could feed her young kids. Her response? "I really don't know what to do with this stuff. I don't know how to cook."

"Where are we going in this handbasket and why is it so hot?"

 

[cluck-cluck]

Ya 'all are really starting to scare me! One of the things my husband says is "by definition, half of all people are below average in intellegence" and that statement alone just freaks me out sometimes, LOL

Maybe that's why I hide from people, and stick to hanging out with animals,

 

[aoxa]

Ya 'all are really starting to scare me!   One of the things my husband says is "by definition, half of all people are below average in intellegence" and that statement alone just freaks me out sometimes, LOL

Maybe that's why I hide from people, and stick to hanging out with animals,

Must be why I do it as well

Yes the intelligence of some really surprises me. Don't tell my fiancée, but she said this a couple of years ago, and I'm still making fun of her: "I thought the moon and the sun were the same planet".

She's beautiful, good with people (where I tend to waiver), cooks better than anyone I have ever met and makes everyone she meets crack up at every joke. Those traits are more important than intelligence to me (for her because I benefit from them all )

 

[7 Biddies]

Ya 'all are really starting to scare me! One of the things my husband says is "by definition, half of all people are below average in intellegence" and that statement alone just freaks me out sometimes, LOL

Maybe that's why I hide from people, and stick to hanging out with animals,

That's what I keep saying: "There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence." - Henry Adams

7 Biddies ... hermit

 

[7 Biddies]

"I thought the moon and the sun were the same planet".

Sounds like my mother, who once called to tell me my nephew "just got his 3rd IUD".

 

[aoxa]

Sounds like my mother, who once called to tell me my nephew "just got his 3rd IUD". 

- Did she mean DUI? LOL

Oh my mom once called her friend's place who was throwing a pot luck and said she was bringing Hors d'oeuvre (only pronounced it Hores De Voors).

She is still not living that one down and that was 10 years ago.

She also said she was getting a Horse Shoe. (instead of a Charlie Horse).

 

[Shan30]

Certain relatives of mine (who shall remain anonymous!) were first shocked to see me feeding the chickens veggies, "I didn't know they could eat vegetables!".

A few weeks later the same people were shocked to discover that chickens could also eat meat.......exactly what did they think chickens could eat?

 

[7 Biddies]

- Did she mean DUI? LOL
Oh my mom once called her friend's place who was throwing a pot luck and said she was bringing Hors d'oeuvre (only pronounced it Hores De Voors).
She is still not living that one down and that was 10 years ago.
She also said she was getting a Horse Shoe. (instead of a Charlie Horse).

Yup. When I said, "Gee, didn't that hurt?", the response I got back was, "huh??". So, I said, "I think you mean DUI, Mom." "Whatever" she snapped.

She was a classic. A gorgeous blue-eyed redhead, but when God was handing out brains, she was "out to lunch". Commenting on how much weight Paul Newman had lost for his role in the movie, "Harry and Son", I said he had become gaunt. She replied, "Yes, and he's so skinny, too". <eyeroll>

She once said she was reading a book and wanted to know what a word meant: "libadoo".

ME: "Libadoo?"
HER: "Yes"
ME: "What are you reading?"
HER: "Harold Robbins' latest."
ME: "Ohhhhhh. Libido!"
HER: "Is that how you say it? What does it mean?"
ME: "Oy vey. Poor Pop."

This is the same woman who, after 2 months of "practice", wouldn't drive the almost new Honda Civic she'd hounded my brother for, because "I've never driven Japanese before".

 

[aoxa]

Yup. When I said, "Gee, didn't that hurt?", the response I got back was, "huh??". So, I said, "I think you mean DUI, Mom." "Whatever" she snapped. She was a classic. A gorgeous blue-eyed redhead, but when God was handing out brains, she was "out to lunch". Commenting on how much weight Paul Newman had lost for his role in the movie, "Harry and Son", I said he had become gaunt. She replied, "Yes, and he's so skinny, too". She once said she was reading a book and wanted to know what a word meant: "libadoo". ME: "Libadoo?" HER: "Yes" ME: "What are you reading?" HER: "Harold Robbins' latest." ME: "Ohhhhhh. Libido!" HER: "Is that how you say it? What does it mean?" ME: "Oy vey. Poor Pop." This is the same woman who, after 2 months of "practice", wouldn't drive the almost new Honda Civic she'd hounded my brother for, because "I've never driven Japanese before".

Oh our mothers would not like us talking about them would they My mother is very smart, but stupid in other ways. In ways where it comes to sayings (ie; the apple doesn't fall far from the tree) - she mixes it up. ("The tree doesn't fall far from the apples"). She was a straight A student, and the most brilliant person with numbers, but God forbid she is trying to be clever in any other way

 

[7 Biddies]

Oh our mothers would not like us talking about them would they

My mother is very smart, but stupid in other ways. In ways where it comes to sayings (ie; the apple doesn't fall far from the tree) - she mixes it up. ("The tree doesn't fall far from the apples"). She was a straight A student, and the most brilliant person with numbers, but God forbid she is trying to be clever in any other way

My mother isn't around to know that I'm talking about her. Besides, she was fond of "bragging" that her high school teachers (male) passed her because they thought she was so pretty. Otherwise, she'd still be there. She also bragged that her piano teacher suggested to my grandmother that she save her money. However, when I was practicing, God forbid if I hit a wrong note. Her head would pop out of the kitchen with some remark about it.