I have to share this with all of you whether you like it or not, it is too funny, I think..
I have an ongoing ad on craigslist to sell eggs This is the ad:
My wife says "sell eggs or sell Chickens"
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The price on the eggs is $2.50 a dozen. I am just trying to get enough money to help buy chicken feed.
Feel free to come and visit the chickens and ask them if they are happy and free!
PLEASE HELP SAVE MY CHICKENS!!!
I have eggs that I NEED to sell to someone, PLEASE.
We are looking for a couple people interested in buying them semi-regular basis as we get them. The oldest eggs are just a few days old. As of Sunday they are less than 2 days old. You will find the yolks a bright yellow. We have brown, blue and green eggs. We get one cream colored egg every other day. The chicken laying that egg has not stepped forward to take credit. We have no white egg layers.
The chickens are all young so the eggs are not jumbos.
The chickens have never been fed drugs or medicated food.
And this is an email I got this morning:
RE: Wife says sell eggs or chickens
SELL 100'S & 100'S OF EGGS, TON OF WORK!!! RIGHT?
SELL / GIVE AWAY 1 WIFE, PROBLEMS SOLVED!!!
GOOD LUCK
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Cute. Lmao He's got a point. (It has to be a man.)
