Eclipse preparation for chickens

[Kiki]

I had to re-read this one. I felt like I was in a drunk like state after the first time.

You are hilarious!

 

[The Moonshiner]

I am just curious.
Why are their sharp things in the cage to begin with?

I was also curious about the sharp objects.
Honestly though this thread has had me rolling.
Guinea pigs getting their shiv/ shanks taken away. Dogs getting drugged, chickens wearing protective glasses or being hypnotized.
You can't make this kind of humor up.

 

[Kernel Popcorn]

I read animals can go into a drunk like state during an eclipse, so I'm locking them in the coop and hypnotizing them, as well as giving my dog one of her prescription sleep pills and removing all sharp things from my guinea pig's cage.

I used to work down in Branson. I'as one of those chickens y'll play tic tac toe against.
Got hypnotized at magic show once. Embarrassing it was, he made me act like a human.