EDUCATIONAL INCUBATION & HATCHING CHAT THREAD, w/ Sally Sunshine Shipped Eggs

[kwhites634]

Quote: Chaos prevaricates a lot!

 

[kwhites634]

Quote: That's a good idea, too

 

[Chaos18]

Chaos prevaricates a lot!

I never prevaricated in my life..........well maybe that one time in Mexico but that was a long time ago.

 

[BantyChooks]

Thinking about it. Bubbles can shoot 'em & Sally can play bird dog

Um.. Don't give Bubbles a gun when you're in the middle of slaughtering ducks.... Just sayin!

Chaos prevaricates a lot!

That he does.

 

[DwayneNLiz]

Hi Liz, I see your terrible busy

as always

i love these!!

Ruby the wild goat took a treat from me when I reached through the fence for the first time

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awesome!!!! great progress!!

THINGS TO DO WHILST WAITING FOR EGGS TO PIP
A) Reorganise the pantry
B) Make 14 loaves of bread
C) Set a new record for the number of times you can say "I'm going insane" without making a mistake
D) Play "Go fish" with the dog
E) Become fluent in Swahili
F) Run away from Kristin
G) Go crawdad huntin'
H) Watch videos on how to butcher a guinea
J) Miss a letter in your list and see how many notice
K) Plan a coop build
L) Search "hatching eggs" on eBay before realising it was a baaad idea
M) Worry about power outages
N) See how many chocolate bars you can down in a minute
O) See just how many imaginary chicks you hear peeping in lockdown
P) Set up a new pen for chicks on the way
Q) Make lists like this one
R) Pick up your Xanax perscription
S) Laugh at autocorrect turning "Xanax" into "Canada"
T) Hug a duck
U) Research hatching upright vs on side
V) Watch clouds blow by
W) Upgrade the other bators
X) Occasionally have a moment of panic in which you think you forgot to turn the eggs
Y) Dust the coop roof off
Z) Order more eggs

i can think of a few more projects too

Xanax!

ROFL!!!

I used bacon and a long string, they do not like to let go of the bacon

why on earth would you waste bacon on a crawdad!!

Thanks but I'm partial to chaos

we see that

Hi yall one of my chickens pasted this morning

sorry runt

Steel nothing

it was the one with the mites

doesnt surprise me, next time will you do what we advised you?

Voice to text......comes up with some pretty funny stuff sometimes.

best stuff EVER

Yes, voice typing can make you take a toilet verses a pullet to the vet.

Chaos prevaricates a lot!

wow thats a big word for you to use here sir

 

[kwhites634]

Quote: I won't be slaughtering any ducks; that would be you or Sally. I'll just be the guide.

 

[BantyChooks]

I won't be slaughtering any ducks; that would be you or Sally. I'll just be the guide.

In a word... NO

Sally would never shoot a duck.... Would she??

 

[kwhites634]

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Not really. There are a few in here who can understand it, including you

 

[DwayneNLiz]

Not really. There are a few in here who can understand it, including you

lol, yes there are a few

 

[Chaos18]

In a word... NO

Sally would never shoot a duck.... Would she??

Doubt she would shoot one, would probably cut it's head off though.