Plea to the Incubator Gods:bahahhahhaaaaa too funny!! although I must admit I sure do have my own collection but only use a few now
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lmao ok Blooie, we need that prayer written and at the top of all articles on incubation....
"the hatchers prayer"
By Blooie
I found the eggs I wanted,
I ordered 12 online –
I read reviews and hatching news
And they got here right on time.
Three were smashed and oozing,
Two were cracked and gross,
I handled them to candle them,
Found saddled cells in most.
But I put them in a carton,
I turned them every day.
Some cells settled, I tried to be gentle,
But I broke one anyway.
At last the eggs were stable,
And I put them in the ‘bator.
Temp is funky, the five thermometers clunky,
And I ain’t the greatest waiter.
Oh incubator gods, if you’re listening,
The rest is up to you –
I’ll do my part, but have a heart,
And let me hatch just two!
Your friend,
Blooie
Best I could do on short notice, Sally!