A friend in NJ likes to go into restaurants, and ask for Toasted Parakeet. You use a bread tie to tie it into the toaster slot. Put bread in the other side. Within a few minutes you have the makings for a sandwich! The feathers should char right off.Pluck them first and you'll have ready to eat chick nuggets.![]()

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