Poor rams. I bet you Lysol-ed all their bits.Oh, I get teased a lot too..but that would fall into the category of sexual innuendo which isn't allowed on BYC. And rightly so.
You would have LOVED coming with me to show sheep. Me with my vinyl gloves, a separate pair to check each prospective ram out. I'm betting you would've ran out of air and passed out from laughing so hard!