EDUCATIONAL INCUBATION & HATCHING CHAT THREAD, w/ Sally Sunshine Shipped Eggs

[Kiki]

Lol...I notice you're pretty naughty yourself!
Naughty people are the funnest people....lol.
(I think most of the people on this thread are naughty)

I have a big hat too! For the life of me I don't know where it went! How does something like that go missing? My face is getting suntanned!!! Arghhhh!

I've been tying old ratty t-shirts on my head when I do chores to keep my hair from getting dusty. DH just shakes his head. I wonder what the neighbors think?

I'm pretty sure that "hat" doesn't change your neighbor's minds.
They already know how Wicked you are!

 

[kwhites634]

There is one problem. ....... no one will let you bring your chucks!

I thought about that; I didn't want to bust her bubble.

 

[kwhites634]

You don't mess with ouer low informant agents. .......it is a good roul believe me.

Low informants aren't real popular here, except with police.

 

[kwhites634]

Where are Sour & Porky when ya need 'em?

 

[kwhites634]

I'm gonna pee myself here...

I just heard brakes squealing & tires skidding. Looked up, & it was a bus. Is that Mel behind the wheel?

 

[BantyChooks]

I just heard brakes squealing & tires skidding. Looked up, & it was a bus. Is that Mel behind the wheel?

And Ralphie in the back.... Looks like Chaos is there too.

 

[mlm Mike]

....
In all seriousness, I think of distance in miles if I'm actually experiencing the distance in person. Our land is measured and mapped in miles, I can physically count it out if I'm finding someone's house. And plus I'm a farmer. I talk sections and bushels, not hectares and tonnes.

But with speed and clocked distances...I think in kms. The metric system caught me partway in school so I "technically" use both.

How big is this farm, measured in miles!

Yes..it's wonderful!

I bet.

Do you know what is thd price of a hen in the supermarket?

ok

Is this a trick question?
I believe all miles are the same....a mile is a mile just like your mile. Unlike gallons of course which can be in imperial and american. Who makes all this up?

Don't blame the gallons, it's the pints fault. There are 16 ounces in a US pint, and 20 ounces in an Imperial pint. That causes the gallons to be different. I think it goes back to the British ripping off the colonists.

You don't mess with ouer low informant agents. .......it is a good roul believe me.

And that's a good thing!

And I'm one of those people who don't compromise...I just whip my cocks out to show everyone, because most like to see my big beautiful roosters. Oh yes...I say it like that too because they are.

The only time I've ever been more "gentle" with terminology is with other peoples children because most would not know what I'm referring to if I'm referring to penises and urinary tracts and bladders and such. Obviously it's sensitive matter in that case.

But I have gotten a look or two when I've been explaining to people what to look for to make sure you have good testicles (sheep) and what to feel for and how hard/soft the each testicle should feel. I mean, it's super important, right? I travel with gloves so I could check on the go.

 

[kajira]

i saw this cup at the store, snapped a picture of it on my cellphone, and didn't realize I took a picture of someone's rear end, in the background.

I couldn't stop laughing when I saw it when I got home ^.^

 

[room onthebroom]

Shhhh

Sorry, I forgot. First rule of Ducknapping... Don't talk about Ducknapping.
Second rule of Ducknapping ... Bring a giant hat.
Third rule of Ducknapping... Whoever gets to Debs birds first, wins.

 

[BantyChooks]

Sorry, I forgot. First rule of Ducknapping... Don't talk about Ducknapping.
Second rule of Ducknapping ... Bring a giant hat.
Third rule of Ducknapping... Whoever gets to Debs birds first, wins.

Well, considering I have Cricket in my backyard right now (Witness Protection has her name as Aspen) I think I win, don't you?