EDUCATIONAL INCUBATION & HATCHING CHAT THREAD, w/ Sally Sunshine Shipped Eggs

[OneMountainAcres]

I'm sick of painting. We're putting in a garden shed and I feel like I've been painting for a week just painting the support frame and pallets to protect them from moisture. I'm still not done!

 

[BantyChooks]

LIST

1 super extra large trap
5 bags of marshmallows
1 roll of duct tape
1 box cutter
1 roll of wire
4 packages of sedatives

You sound like Kristin and Benny trying to calm me down after these jokers showed me call duck pics.

 

[room onthebroom]

How else am I getting them home from the market? I'm not gonna carry them.

I was thinking in a basket on your head. Or one of your infamous GIANT hats.

You caught me before my finger got the right thing down. I meant not green...but you're post is hilarious!!! Chicken gas fuel??? Do chickens have gas? Farting chickens...NOW that's a hoot! Maybe we could use our bottle fed calf for power...he has a lot of gas.

I think the gas causes them to lay eggs & why rotten eggs smell like sulfer ... Anybody buying this theory???

The polar bears aren't any better for pulling.

Get a sturdy pole & hang a human from it. That'll get 'em going!

As much as it hurts, I can't keep fighting the facts.

Not depressed. Beaten. Abuse is abuse. I don't think I can keep defending myself.

Speaking from my own experiences, you must be your own pole of strength & your own savoir. In other words, when horrible people damage you, only YOU can save YOU! Use the pain they've inflicted on you to turn yourself into a firery-ball-of-fierce. If they don't like it, good! I'm always just a pm away if you ever need encouragement.

Remember, women are Angels. When someone breaks our wings, we fly on brooms. We're very versatile that way!

Thomas and the Thompson twins.. We started off with 14. Broad Breasted Bronze.
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The Thompson Twins? Careful Connie, you're showing your age.

Painter called?
Around my place, I am the painter!

Me too... I'm not sure how I got saddled with that job

 

[Wickedchicken6]

Turn off the breaker and change out the switch. Install it exactly like the original..

I would if the wiring wasn't from 945 BC. It might even be from the century prior.
What?

That's no joke.

 

[Lazy Farmer]

4 packages of sedatives

only 4?

 

[BantyChooks]

only 4?

HEY!!

 

[hippiestink]

Painter called?

Around my place, I am the painter! I have never called one.

Sounds like you are getting a nice spruce up of you place!

If it were up to me I'd just paint it myself, but since my in-laws are paying I'll gladly take what I can get!

 

[ronott1]

I would if the wiring wasn't from 945 BC. It might even be from the century prior.
What?

That's no joke.

Are the wires wrapped with paper? That is wire from before 1940 or so...

 

[Lazy Farmer]

HEY!!

You can only be so prepared I suppose?

 

[BantyChooks]

I was thinking in a basket on your head. Or one of your infamous GIANT hats.

Blows off in the 50 KPH winds.

Get a sturdy pole & hang a human from it. That'll get 'em going!

Perfect! Want to volunteer to be the human?

When someone breaks our wings, we fly on brooms. We're very versatile that way!