I was thinking in a basket on your head. Or one of your infamous GIANT hats.
I think the gas causes them to lay eggs & why rotten eggs smell like sulfer ... Anybody buying this theory???
Get a sturdy pole & hang a human from it. That'll get 'em going!
Speaking from my own experiences, you must be your own pole of strength & your own savoir. In other words, when horrible people damage you, only YOU can save YOU! Use the pain they've inflicted on you to turn yourself into a firery-ball-of-fierce. If they don't like it, good! I'm always just a pm away if you ever need encouragement.
Remember, women are Angels. When someone breaks our wings, we fly on brooms. We're very versatile that way!
The Thompson Twins? Careful Connie, you're showing your age.
Me too... I'm not sure how I got saddled with that job