EDUCATIONAL INCUBATION & HATCHING CHAT THREAD, w/ Sally Sunshine Shipped Eggs

[duluthralphie]

Some claims to have a rooster twice as big as my toad, Bert....of course no pictures...

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[Wickedchicken6]

Cows love to cuddle.....

Oy! But you can't cuddle a cow too long...they're so blasted hot! Milking a cow in the summer is like milking a furnace.

 

[Wickedchicken6]

Calves are like chicks ... They love everyone... You have to wait until they are chickens or cows to see what their personality really is.

Ralphie...you have not been exposed to range cattle then.

 

[duluthralphie]

Oy! But you can't cuddle a cow too long...they're so blasted hot! Milking a cow in the summer is like milking a furnace.

And being hit in the face with a wet cat-of-nine tails...

 

[duluthralphie]

Ralphie...you have not been exposed to range cattle then.

Range cattle are just plum crazy...

 

[Wickedchicken6]

And being hit in the face with a wet cat-of-nine tails...

You've got to tie that darn thing. No way I'm milking with a crapmaster tail smackin' me in the face.

 

[Wickedchicken6]

Range cattle are just plum crazy...

Yes...yes they are. But therein lies my point. Not ALL calves are like chicks.

 

[duluthralphie]

Well...all two legged chicks are crazy....so I am 50% correct.

 

[Wickedchicken6]

I could have added they are like girlfriends and you have to marry them to see what they are really like......

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Well...all two legged chicks are crazy....so I am 50% correct.

I'm still trying to get over the shock of what you said above!
I need some of Banty's brain bleach, badly!!! (Help!)

 

[duluthralphie]

Brain bleach is dangerous ...