We should be neighbors. I’d have to come when you weren’t around (I would drive you insane), but I could bottle feed, watch deliveries, and assist when needed. I’m pretty useless in general, but I think I could at least make your life 10% better.
are government at work. Not to mention the post office is one of the few that actually has to fully fund their retirement I can't just push it off to the Future and their inefficient put those two things together and what a mess
Oh, and I can cook and bake. You’d come home to fresh rolls, a steak, baked potato and steamed broccoli (I’m not into potatoes, but I’m making myself drool!) with a salad. I could even make and freeze omelettes, or breakfast wraps or sandwiches for you to eat at home or on the go. Have one of those Stove to Go’s? I will fill foil pans with stuffed roast beef, and mashed potatoes with gravy. That was one of my specialties in the truck.