Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe

[sealer39]

P Just to break the tie

 

[RUNuts]

P Just to break the tie

Quick! We need to purloin another vote so that our Queendom will be absolute!

Long live the Queen!

 

[RUNuts]

Anyone know the going rate on a vote? Election year, so prices are probably prohibitive. I'll start the bidding at one Leghorn. 4 years old, about to molt and lays weakly.

 

[sourland]

Sometimes it is better to get everything out in the open. Mom told me not to pee in the gutter on the street a long-long time ago when the neighbors were outside.

I mean, that is where it is going anyway, right?

I'm a big proponent on airing things out. Seems healthy to me.

 

[R2elk]

Anyone know the going rate on a vote? Election year, so prices are probably prohibitive. I'll start the bidding at one Leghorn. 4 years old, about to molt and lays weakly.

I understand that the bidding starts at two barrels of rum.

 

[Chookwagn]

I understand that the bidding starts at two barrels of rum.

I thought it was hand sanitizer ... or is rum the same thing?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I thought it was hand sanitizer ... or is rum the same thing?

I think that vodka has a higher alcohol content.
Of course, so-called "White Lightning" would work even better, I believe.

 

[RUNuts]

I thought it was hand sanitizer ... or is rum the same thing?

Sanitizes all sorts of things depending on where you put it. Think about it. Water, when stored properly, has an expiration date.

Rum, vodka and whiskey, for example, just gets more expensive. What is healthier to drink? Something that may expire or something that never expires?

 

[RUNuts]

I think that vodka has a higher alcohol content.
Of course, so-called "White Lightning" would work even better, I believe.

Yes, ma'am. White lightning works very well. Warms your belly, dontcha know?

 

[R2elk]

Yes, ma'am. White lightning works very well. Warms your belly, dontcha know?

Hmm, I better go check on how the water distillation is going.