Egg count down

[BBQJOE]

We've got four dozen eggs in the fridge. The wife says, if we don't see some eggs from the chickens by the time they're gone, we'll need to start eating chickens.
They better hurry up!

 

[Tumbling K]

We've got four dozen eggs in the fridge. The wife says, if we don't see some eggs from the chickens by the time they're gone, we'll need to start eating chickens.
They better hurry up!

dang, joe, you better get out there and warn them.

 

[BBQJOE]

dang, joe, you better get out there and warn them.

I did Bert! But they never listen to what I tell them.

 

[Tumbling K]

I did Bert! But they never listen to what I tell them.

sounds like you will have to make an example of one.......

 

[BBQJOE]

sounds like you will have to make an example of one.......

I just went out to the run, grabbed one by the neck, and swung it around in a circle hoping centrifugal force might force an egg out, but alas, nothing but poop. It's neck might be a little longer though.

 

[Tumbling K]

new breed standard.

long necked chickens

 

[Tumbling K]

oh and if you take one, and shake it really hard, you can pre scramble the eggs, still in the container.

 

[BBQJOE]

oh and if you take one, and shake it really hard, you can pre scramble the eggs, still in the container.

Great advice!!!

 

[Weehopper]

Can't help myself...were you, ummm, choking your chicken?

 

[BBQJOE]

Can't help myself...were you, ummm, choking your chicken?

I did. And this is what I got today!
My first EE blue egg!