~EmberHerd and Green Island Farms~ *Temporary owner*

[Zinnia-Hen]

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She pinned her ears at Fable. "I'm done with you two as well. Inbred mutts aren't worth my time," said Crown as she flicked her tail haughtily and turned around, listening to the couple's sad attempt to offend her once more.

"Oh, harsh! Using our insults against us! What are you, a filly?"

"I said you're not worth my time, gelding. Can't you just shut up already?"

 

[DuckLover2399]

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Fable shook her head, "The thing doesn't understand that she won't be in no reinging competition. Ecspecially at our level."

"She won't be in anything, even a pathetic trails class. She wouldn't place in a D level."

""Petty thing has false hope, I doubt she'll even beagle to come to the next competition."

 

[equinehugger3]

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"She won't be in anything, even a pathetic trails class. She wouldn't place in a D level."

""Petty thing has false hope, I doubt she'll even beagle to come to the next competition."

Wind laughed. "You're too right."

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

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"And look at your insults. You keep recycling them over and over because you have no other blind lies to say about me. None of them are even witty. Some champion you claim to be," she spat.

"Why are you using them if they're so terrible? You're such a _______ fail, Crown. Your name is a brand of alcohol."

"I wasn't the one who took them from another because they had no wit in their thick-headed skulls to come up with a new one," she said. "At least it's a good brand of alcohol. Your name sounds like someone passing gas."

 

[DuckLover2399]

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"Why are you using them if they're so terrible? You're such a _______ fail, Crown. Your name is a brand of alcohol."

"I wasn't the one who took them from another because they had no wit in their thick-headed skulls to come up with a new one," she said. "At least it's a good brand of alcohol. Your name sounds like someone passing gas."

Okay, I just had to laugh at that.

 

[DuckLover2399]

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""Petty thing has false hope, I doubt she'll even beagle to come to the next competition."

Wind laughed. "You're too right."

She grinned, "Where has Bridget gotten to anyway?"

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

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""Petty thing has false hope, I doubt she'll even beagle to come to the next competition."

Wind laughed. "You're too right."

"Oh ha-ha," she mimed. "You just wait and see. You've hardly ever seen me compete."

 

[equinehugger3]

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"Why are you using them if they're so terrible? You're such a _______ fail, Crown. Your name is a brand of alcohol."

"I wasn't the one who took them from another because they had no wit in their thick-headed skulls to come up with a new one," she said. "At least it's a good brand of alcohol. Your name sounds like someone passing gas."

Wind laughed. "See? You're from some alcoholic trailer trash family. What other horse would be named after cheap alcohol?" Oh my gosh, Wind.

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

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"I wasn't the one who took them from another because they had no wit in their thick-headed skulls to come up with a new one," she said. "At least it's a good brand of alcohol. Your name sounds like someone passing gas."

Okay, I just had to laugh at that.

I giggled a bit too (laughing at my own jokes, how sad

).

I dunno though, "Second Wind" sounds like someone farting if you think about it for a bit.

No offense of course. It's still a good name.

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

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"I wasn't the one who took them from another because they had no wit in their thick-headed skulls to come up with a new one," she said. "At least it's a good brand of alcohol. Your name sounds like someone passing gas."

Wind laughed. "See? You're from some alcoholic trailer trash family. What other horse would be named after cheap alcohol?" Oh my gosh, Wind.

(How close is he through the fence?

I was gonna post something, but it may or may not work...)