ENDED - WINNER ANNOUNCED - Official BYC Caption Contest - 06/13/2016 - Pic by Skink

[crazycateye]

What you looking at Willis?

 

[CrazyChickLady7]

Who needs a cat walk when you can can have a chick walk? This one ladies and gents is called birthday suit by CharlotteAnne.

 

[austrolover1]

God made me lots of feathers; He just forgot the super glue.

 

[rIrs roost]

Yes I shave because I'm a body builder. Check out these pecks.

 

[Kim Z]

And here we have a rare breed:  "In the Buff Orpington."

Love this caption!!!

 

[Mini Meat]

I'd heard what a tornado could do to a chicken.

 

[Mini Meat]

Chicken X Turtle X Naked Mole Rat. Science... Enough already!!!

 

[Wishing4Wings]

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Excuse me... which way to the nudist colony?​

 

[mustangrooster]

You see...My Mama

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Always said I would be as handsome as beautiful show bird

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But I plucked myself and decided to take the heritage of my dancing naked Papa

 

[Notaneggspurt]

Infomercial voice:
Are you tired of plucking? Pin feathers got you down? Well we've got the perfect solution!
Introducing the self dressing chicken! Feathers sold separately, just pay shipping and handling!
(Fine print: theselfdressingchickenmaynotactuallybeachicken, notrecommendedforallages, somedisassemblyrequired)